You talkin' to me?
Nice, I remember the first (and consequently the last) time my 5 year old said Sh##. Although it was a proud moment, I still had to beat him out of principle. No swearing until your 18 I told him as I beat the living piss out of him.
My kids copy the way I talk. I spent ten years in the Marines. What's a guy gonna do?
Tom
OMG! I've heard that commercial on XM. I'm going to wreck one of these days flipping stations because of their commercials.
Came in through BlogXchange .. have a great day!
Your grandbaby sounds like quite the character! He already has comedic timing and his punchline? Incredible! Guess it's in his genes!
The grand kids not only pick up stuff I say but do so with the English accent!
M
Funny, funny. Gotta watch what you say around kids. But hey, they are gonna get around to it one day and it might as well be from a pro! I've link to your weblog. Great stuff!
My almost 3-year-old likes to recite to me the words he's not allowed to say. "I'm not allowed to say sh*t, right mama? Not dammit either. I can say crab but not crap." etc. Somehow he figures that saying it in the context of telling me he's not allowed to say it is ok.
Tony has a serious gift with words. Thank you for your kindness and I wish you the best.
My favorite time my son swore was when he was about a year and a half or two years old. I was building the crib for his impending baby sister and thought he was downstairs with Mom.
A screwdriver slipped and I gouged myself and said "Sh**" out loud (but without the asterisks, I've never known how to pronouce them).
Anyway, I look up, and there is my little son, watching Daddy working. He looks at me with little, innocent eyes and says "Daddy, don't say 'sh**', say 'shoot'." (He also did not pronounce the asterisks. Must be a genetic disability).
Liam.
Whoops, my apologies. I put as my homepage my political rants blog, not my humor blog.
Trust me, if anyone actually plans to click on my homepage and check it out, you don't want the political one. It gets kind of contentious.
Of course, you don't want the humor one either, because next to Tony, I might as well be writing eulogies.
But still, when linking to my home page from a humor site, I really ought to link to MY humor site.
Liam.
That's funny.. Just what I needed on a rainy Saturday afternoon.. Thanks for the laugh... Derek
***This sweet little two and half year old then looks straight up at his gramma and says, "that's Bull****."***
I just read that to my husband, and now we are going to be snorting over it all day. Too funny!
Hilarious. Keep up the good work.
Amen! LOL! (Now where's my rollin' pin?!)
I actually had to go look this up: you can find it on the internet at:
http://www.badbreathbible.com/
It's actually some good advice, but not as funny as Tony!
lol...boys will always be boys 
ROFLMAO! Ooops am I in a time out now! LOL!
I taught my little neise to stop biting her nails by teaching her to recite the Rules of Plumbing Poem:
"Hot on the left,
cold on the right,
s**t don't flow up hill.
The boss man's an a**hole,
payday's friday
and don't bite your nails."
-author unknown
It worked even though she's only allowed to recite it to me.
Too FUNNY! My mom gave me liquid soap teh first tiem I swore. I puked and it was a looong time before I let one slip. what's really sad is when your kid pronounces an innocent word like, frog, like fuc*. Then you have troubles! I dropped Jonas off at a friend's house one day when he was wearing his frog hat and that's all he said. . .yikes!
My mom had the wooden spoon...
Just be glad you don't have a cuss box. It would have cost you a quarter along with having you on the time out step...
I read this in a Battle of the Blogs comp and I thought this entry was hilarious then and I still do.
I think it's a great story.
That's peer pressure on swearing. He wanted to join you on the step, and so he did. Kids and logic, gotta love them.
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Great blog
Let me know if you need material, I always come up with funny shit, but have no balls to actual do an open mike night.
Love it...I remember when my daughter first started saying the sh word...we could tell by how she said it who she had heard it from...my dad says "piece of sh.." My mom says it quick and screachy and I always say "well sh.." So we always knew who to glare at when she did it...
That's a cute ending to the story. I heard this commercial myself. XM Advertises that they don't have commercials but those commedy channels are littered with stupid repetitive commercials.
Which channel do you spend most of your time on? Tell the truth, I will know if you're not. Your answer will determine wether or not I change my BOTB votes in your favor at least temporarily.
This is precious.
Being the native New Yorker that I am, your blog title and URL speak my language. Love it! Glad I stopped in... (off now for more chuckles)
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