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Very funny blog. I was really laughing out loud!
I think I'd rather my husband say 'How you doin'?' if he saw me standing on the bed, naked, holding a shoe. Mine would say, "You are one crazy bitch!"
Thanks for the laugh!
Now dat's a funny story. Since I live vith a family of boys and one marie I can relate to dis episode. I don't know if Cali vould like me or eat me and I'm not going to find out.......Yikes. But I'm glad you gave her da doggie treats.
Chow, Heidi
thanks for the chuckle! That is quite the visual. . .dangling crab bait you were. . .
man, you always crack me up...this one had me laughing out loud at the computer! I have 4 kids and 3 cats, so you can imagine we've had several "pet episodes"!
you are hysterical. i am sorry to inform you that your post was way to funny causing me to bust a gut for which i now have to sue you.
I always want to clap when I finish reading one of your posts. 
Thanks for a great read, once again!
Cali? Short for Caligula?
Another winner, Tony. I wish mine were as funny!
Liam.
My essays, I mean, not my pets. Having four children (and one on the way, what the hell was I thinking!) I'd just as soon my pets remain serious and boring.
Liam.
That was pretty funny story....Poor kids though..
Cheers man! Thanks for the laugh..I love your blog 
My God! Your house sounds like my house! Well, except for the naked man in my closet part....
Freaking hilarious!!! :D
Knowing my boys, we would have been in for a week of questions on size, and all the other neat tricks crab bait does. Thanks for the laugh!
Start up the therapy jar, becuase there ain't nothing gonna scar you for life than seeing your dad's jewels hanging between adn betwixt just a dangling. Even if you've got them yourself. (Now we know what is wrong with my brother. )
Very funny!
You know, I truly love this blog.
Very funny story
In italy we have a water commercial like your night you spent: uring a night, accidentally this water spills into a bowl of a small restaurant on the coast, with 4 lobsters inside. Suddenly they feel extremely alive and they escape from their glass cage. Obviously the small restaurant's owner heards the noise and with his flashlight starts to find the 4 devils-with-pincers. The 4 lobsters escape running and running around the restaurant until they find the right exit and then reach a cliff. They take their pincers toghether and jump happy into the sea.
Quite similar! Oh, of course, the restaurant's owner wasn't naked.. he was safer than you! =)
Funny story! I had a crayfish who climbed his way out of his tank. I ran across the kitchen floor and his little whatevers were making clicking sounds. I was so terrified that I called the neighbor to come and catch it. I won't ever have those things as pets again.
Jeez, paisan... Could you find a bigger goddam masthead? I'm startin' to feel a little masthead envy here.
How are you not famous ? Damn I would so go and see a show! =) Love your stuff !
Thanks for stopping by my blog the other day and posing your question to me. My answer will be posted today.
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I'm just sorry your son had to find out his father has crabs.
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