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Happy belated birthday!!!! I commend you on your most excellent choice of souveniers. The pirate hat and sword will look fabulous on your license! (hint hint) . I'd love to be there at DMV if you really DO show up in pirate garb.
Hey Tony, thanks for dropping by.
I love your blog man, very funny stuff. The Disney post especially brought back memories.
Cool design too.
Keep the laughs comin !
Wait a minute... I'm just a little confused, isn't it the DMV employees who should be wearing the pirate get-up? Everytime I go there they snarl at me, order me around ("Line # 82!") then steal my money. I think it was last time I went that one of them waved their hook at me.
Great post, Tony. Very funny stuff.
LOL When you're done, please post your DL picture, m'kay?
Always love your posts...happy belated birthday...
Great post, happy birthday.
Congrats on losing the 74 pounds (that was one of your best columns, by the way, the shrinking face one)!
I'm headed in the other direction, up about 65 from my optimal, and I know what you mean about the orange tank tops. Since I, er, rounded out my life, I find myself strangely attracted to Wal*Mart, but not just for the tank tops.
Somehow, now that I strongly resemble a large potato with legs, I have a horrible urge to buy a speedo. There's something sexy about a bathing suit so small that it gets entirely lost in the copious folds.
I'm also considering buying a Mini Cooper, because there's nothing that makes a woman hotter than a man who has to keep a tube of Vaseline in his car to aid in entry and exit.
Anyway Great column! Keep it up, you always make me laugh.
Liam.
Excellent post man, thanks for the laugh! :o)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday!
I love it when goths come out to play in the daytime.
Sounds like you had a... memorable experience.
all those legitimate italian businessmen are being wrongfully tortured by the federal governemnt. all my neighbors say so!
as far as the music that will get one laid.... you really should give rap a try...50 cent said...."clothes off, face down, ass up" ....now theres a tune i can get into.
Happy Happy Birthday!
Please wear your pirate hat in your next driver's license photo, okay?
Happy birthday! Got a great mental image of you and Minnie gettin hot and heavy in the hotel. You were hot because she and her 200 lb head were heavy.
Buon compleanno, paisan!
Love the blog.
WTF? You didn't have a good time standing in line? You can't be Canadian then because we like standing in line in THE FREEZING COLD! Wasn't Minnie just f**king Goofy? (sorry bad punch line).
Enjoy the posts, you need to stop being so nice, let it all loose!
--C8j
The guys get shirts! Don't make an F'n maniac outta me, the guys get shirts!
Happy belated birthday. (You share the day with my mom - so now I will always remember yours 
).
I didn't realize an orange tank-top was mandatory for the stinky. I'll have to take note next time.
I got a great email sent to me today. "50 things in the life of an Italian Child". I'll send it to you if you like.
Ex.: #2 You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was pronounced "sangwich."
If you're like me, you'll nod and laugh at each one .
I haven't said this enough, partly because you keep kicking my butt on battle of the blogs (well deserved), but you are a very funny guy and a good writer. Keep it up!
Belated birthday wishes Tony, keep up the good work, great site
i am jonesing for a new post!!!!! i love your stuff.
I think you should win the nobel prize for comedy. Happy Birthday and may you outlive the timelessness of your humor.
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