You may be the funniest man on the planet!!!!
Free Willy | 07.23.05 - 3:32 pm | #

thats too funny! I'm so sorry that your spontaneity didnt work out! Better luck next time!
Stacie | Homepage | 07.23.05 - 4:04 pm | #

Giggled all through that. Thanks.
Autumn Storm | Homepage | 07.23.05 - 4:22 pm | #

Next time, offer to beat the living hell out of the guy who sat in front of your wife.

"Honey, you want I should throw a beating on this bum? His disrespect offends me, as you deserve nothing but perfection."

It worked great...once I got out of the hospital.
Der Tommissar | Homepage | 07.23.05 - 8:00 pm | #

Man, rough night, eh? On the plus side, how many chances do you get to yell the words Mandingo warrior...
Sarah | Homepage | 07.23.05 - 10:29 pm | #

OK, not a big romantic, for a chick. And I wouldn't have refused you for this night. But KC only had one song I know that I ever thought was romantic and that was "Please Don't Go." But then my idea of romantic songs are NIN "Closer", Staind "It's been Awhile" and The Proclaimers "500 Miles", so I'm probably not your average chickie!
Rowan | Homepage | 07.24.05 - 1:55 am | #

I laughed so hard I ended up in tears.

I was reading it out to my partner and he now has to read it himself as I don't think he understood most of it through my laughter.

Too freaken funny.
Deb | Homepage | 07.24.05 - 3:29 am | #

Funny story well written.

That sumo wrestler? He sure gets around because he blocks me everywhere too, and I'm 5'6.
Weary Hag | Homepage | 07.24.05 - 3:34 am | #

Thank you for a great laugh first thing in the morning! I spit coffee all over the keyboard.
Rowan | Homepage | 07.24.05 - 6:02 am | #

Bwahaha, not so great for you, but hillarious for me
Toryssa | Homepage | 07.24.05 - 9:29 am | #

I love this story man !

I feel for ya though, putting up with all that for zip
OldGuy | Homepage | 07.24.05 - 3:06 pm | #

If things had turned out better he would have got unzipped.

Awwwwwww
Deb | Homepage | 07.24.05 - 10:06 pm | #

At least you made an effort at spontaneity. You should have at least gotten a little somethin somethin...
Queenie | Homepage | 07.25.05 - 6:41 am | #

I can never ever pass a KFC again, and NOT sing a KC and the Sunshine Band song again.

So much for being spontaneous. Tell your wife, that I too share the malady "I'm-short-some-large/tall-hippopotamic-land-mass- please-sit-in-front-of-me-and-block-my-view".
RagDoll | Homepage | 07.25.05 - 2:01 pm | #

I like the smaller image on the side now, love the humor.
Croaker | Homepage | 07.26.05 - 9:21 pm | #

Very funny post, I gaffawed at "the familiar 'no chance' look". Poor you.

I don't envy the stress you guys take on when trying to get a lil sumtin' sumtin'.
Ana | Homepage | 07.27.05 - 8:41 am | #

OMG That story, as horrible as it was to you...wa indeed GREAT!
Debi | Homepage | 07.27.05 - 9:45 am | #

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