You talkin' to me?
Hopeless, you're absolutely hopeless. Loved it. =D
Wow...I'm a single man and need to make a list to keep my ass out of trouble if (and thats a BIG if) when I get married!
first time reading your blog and this post is nice to read ehehehe ...
I've never been with someone who doesn't allow me to touch his book and maybe later i won't allow my partner to touch my diary lol
Good stuff. In my case, I just hide my wife's library books so they're a month late . . .
This is one of the funniest blogs I've ever read. I love it! Keep up the great writing 
Considering this feat and the last post about the advice to your son? I'm thinking you should have your very own marital advice book. Because obviously, you have a gift. That most men should learn ALL ABOUT. Seriously. And make sure there's a test at the end to make sure they were paying attention.
You're good. In writing, yes. In lying? NOT
Found you through BE, finally decided to give it a read. Very funny!
Now that was funny stuff. I'll have to try that chocolate bar routine next time I've got a beotch in front of me at the bookstore--lmao.
Haven't you learned yet??? We always know, whether we let on or not. Sometimes it's just too cute to let you think you got away with it!
I can't belive you were able to get the same book. You're right, truly a "miracle".
That was the funniest post yet. Right down to the PMS reference.
so tell me...how can i train my husband to fear me....lol
That was freaking hilarious...
...ooh I forgot I'm in BotB, better got vote for you 
Thank you so much for the laughs,again!!
Words cannot express how much I enjoy this blog...you're awesome!!
"Remington Steele"
hahaha! I would never read that crap but even I know it's not Remington Steele. You're blog is a riot
"Excuse me. I'd like to buy this lady a chocolate candy bar. I understand they may help her get through that time of the month." "Remington Steele."
I agree with the above commenter, who suggests you should write a book! I'd buy it for sure. Great post!
Oh my gosh that was funny! I don't know if you make this stuff up, or you really have a sitcom kinda life, but keep it up! Hey - your blog would make one helluva sitcom! You should talk to FOX.
You threw books out!!! Sacrilege, even if was only Danielle Steel books.
You're my hero you dirty whop.
too funny. you are the nicest husband to go thru that for your wife.
I'm soooo enjoying your writing. And whoever above said you need to put all this in a book (so you can buy it yourself at Bookstar!), I second that one!!
Oh my Good Lord! What a story! I need to show this one to my husband. (still laughing)
I love your blog but I'm never going to battle it! You'd smoke little ol me...
Did she like the card tricks?
First time here, what a laugh! My books can be touched but not moved. A few nights ago I couldn't find the book I was reading at bedtime. It was after 1AM--I had been up late visiting with my cousin and my sister--and fortunately they are also crazed readers so they stayed up to help me look for it. I suppose there are those who would have told me to "just read another book." I'll be back for more!
you wait forever for someone to do botb with you, cause they know you will kick ass!
***Men if you can get them to laugh, no matter how stupid you are, they will let you live.***
Truer words were never spoken, and you're funny enough to get by with being a frickin' imbecile if you ever need to!
lmao! That's great!
That was hilarious. You husbands must belong to some secret club where you trade secrets or something. Hee.
And, thanks for your comment on my blog today. Seriously.
ah, your stuff always cracks me up! a sitcom...yeah, I'd watch it!
lord! its nice to see a fella take so much effort. my man would have just blamed it on the dog. and we dont have a dog...
Awesome blog..
You got me laughing about 50 times with this one.
Was that a protein shake in the Howard Stern sense? That would make it a whole different story!
Thanks for the best laugh I have had in ages.I love the PMS moment
O M G That's too damn funny...I am so going to remember that PMS trick...I am a bitch to people in stores that are stupid, but that just rocked!
Oh my, that was so fricken hilarious!!!!! I was at the edge of my seat. It's my first time here and I am so happy so have found you. That was great! Gonna go read more and see if you live up to your initial post ahahaha
Wow.. That had me on the edge too... Awesome..
I wish you were in line in front of me sometimes.. damn people are rude! You rock.
that was hysterical
i literally laughed out loud while reading it...
and it brought back a lot of memories really as i worked in bookstore for about 4 years and a record store before that and i can't tell you the number of people who would come in saying
"well...the book was blue...? do you know which one that is?"
teehee
(it was actually part of the reason i no longer work at a bookstore...heehee)
Great post and a great story that made me feel like I was watching a "I Love Lucy" episode. Too funny.
Scot
You realize you are living a sitcom, right?
That's hillarious! But you know, there's something about a book you've read over and over and over again. You can feel when you're not holding your own copy. I'm glad she laughed, after all that.
This is the first time I've spent time on your site, but I had to stop and comment. That post was hilariously funny! Good for you for coming clean and good for your wife for having a good sense of humor!
Holy cow... you captured that moment of seeing all the danielle steele books and thinking (uh, oh.. this is going to be a WAY bigger problem that I expected) admirably.
Hey, I came through the link on indeterminacy's site. Loved the story and enjoy your blog a lot! Very funny, very well written. Thanks!
I am obsessive over my books...
don't touch them
don't bend back pages or dogear
don't ask to borrow
and if you do...
don't eat or drink while reading
bring back within 2 weeks or I just replace with new one
I swear! Sickness
You are a funny man, and a good husband.
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