Hilarious, enjoying your site greatly.

Ted.
Ted | Homepage | 09.10.05 - 9:33 am | #

Baroo, Mr. T!
Merpedy Derp Derp | Homepage | 09.10.05 - 11:04 am | #

that was so funny! i needed that.
David | Homepage | 09.10.05 - 11:49 am | #

Heh heh - so, your funny came back in the parking lot at Targeaux? Blinding, mate, simpley blinding.
Welcome Back Tony's Funny!
StoryCharms | Homepage | 09.10.05 - 2:42 pm | #

Hooray! Tony's funny is back!

There are few things in life that I enjoy more than watching a man's face at the moment he realizes that the lady he's been ogling is a dude.
Suzi | Homepage | 09.10.05 - 3:29 pm | #

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of All Ages, back from a recent funk, the one, the only Toooooooooooony Calabrese.

Oh yeah.. laugh out loud funny.
Eric | Homepage | 09.10.05 - 8:55 pm | #

My wife just read this and nearly shot baked beans out of her nose. We had baked beans for dinner three nights ago.
Eric | Homepage | 09.10.05 - 9:00 pm | #

Hey Tony, nice to see you got your sense of humour back.

Keep it up !
OldGuy | Homepage | 09.11.05 - 1:12 pm | #

Been reading for a couple of weeks. I really enjoy your site.
AliceBabylon | Homepage | 09.11.05 - 11:13 pm | #

You, my dear, are a hero.
Queen of Ass | Homepage | 09.12.05 - 6:37 am | #

You drive a caddy? What a shocker, not doin a damn thing to break that stereotype eh?
Pikkel Weezel | Homepage | 09.12.05 - 6:51 am | #

The sticker tricked you up, big boy, they always do.

It's like when you go to a restaurant, and some plates are stressed by a catchy sticker with a "recommended!!!" written on it. You should go straight to the dictionary and translate from the sticker-language to understandable english.

It means: "Nobody asks for this meal, please, please, take it away, it's starting to develop its own personality". The more exclamation signs you see on the sticker, the less you will be pleased. Mark my words.
Ingenius | Homepage | 09.12.05 - 7:43 am | #

Just for the record: The rich folks pronounce it "Tar-zhay", in the finest faux-French accent they can muster.
CT | Homepage | 09.12.05 - 7:48 am | #

I got your blender here at the office still! ha ha ha
Kristin | 09.12.05 - 11:21 am | #

Hilarious stuff. You have the knack of writing the stuff that is often in the male mind, but which most of us daren't admit to in case someone we know is reading and reports it back to the missus/girlfriend/boyfriend/cat/etc. For that reason you are a spokesman for all the other men who don't have the bottle you do! Keep it up!
Clive | Homepage | 09.12.05 - 11:55 am | #

Excellent, Tony, loved the whole bringing a slut home to the wife, although not sure if I should be offended on behalf of womankind instead ;o)
See, no need to worry!
Autumn Storm | Homepage | 09.12.05 - 2:14 pm | #

I love your blog, it always brightens a lousy Monday :D

BA~~171
Jean C | Homepage | 09.12.05 - 2:44 pm | #

You know that there's a "Parking Lot Faerie", right? Saves hassle. It's true, really!
Les | Homepage | 09.12.05 - 5:55 pm | #

thank you thank you. i have you on my drop down menu so i can come here at will. im glad i do. you cheer me no matter how crappy a mood i was in. thanks!
Misti | Homepage | 09.13.05 - 1:01 am | #

LOL!!! This blog is shit funny!!! You write well!
trish | Homepage | 09.13.05 - 1:03 am | #

Well, you've heard the saying "God appears in the strangest places."

Damn - but a wannabe slut? Who would have thought? LOL

Great post. Great, great post.
colonialave | Homepage | 09.13.05 - 12:52 pm | #

Funny story. Thoroughly enjoyed it, especially the battle with the BMW.
sid | Homepage | 09.13.05 - 1:39 pm | #