You talkin' to me?
Please, God, if you are truly a just God, please don't ever, I mean ever give me the capacity to understand Football or ANY other sport. Thanks!
Alice
I get the football thing, it's yours, but why yell at the TV?
If they don't want women around, they shouldn't pad their butts to make them look cuter. Yes, girls, it's all padding - every player has a flat arse. "Protection". Yeah, right! You guys are trying to suck the ladies in so we can buy the beer. Padding. Cheaters.
What do you mean about John Maddin? I thout he was a Roads Scholar. I mean, he must be smart to get that job, don't he?
PS: I yell at the news (HA!) announcers.
I NEVER claimed to understand one itty little bit about football. Just wake me up when the season's over and I'll be happy.
Hey, never let it be said that those of us below the Cheddar Curtain don't know what/where Lambeau field is. 
And I don't yell at the tv - just drivers of other cars.
Ah, the Amigo trick! 
Nice post as per usual!
"When in walks my wife.
I have two options at this point.
Suicide...
or
Listen."
Man...those are tough choices :-D
awww....i WAS a fan of yours, then in one post you lost me. I do get football, and I have a high school cheerleading daughter..sigh
(ok, still a fan...how can i not be??)
Quite frankly, I don't get football but I'm always amused with those who are passionate about it!
Funny stuff, as always! :D
Played powderpuff in highschool, just an excuse for the football team to watch us girls shoving into one another and rolling around on the field, but it was fun.
Never understood football, I admit it. It was the family religion growing up, but somehow it never rubbed off on me.
Hockey now.. that's a sport I'm more passionate about than my husband. He doesn't understand football anymore than I do. Try turning your wife on to hockey. >_<
Funny post, enjoyed it.
erm, what's a Lambeau? and why is it all, like, frozen? ::smacks gum while twirling hair around her fingers::
How bad is it if I donīt know how "The frozen tundra of Lambeau Field." is to be said? Uh, ok, I am german and I donīt have a clue about football either.
I feel so unmanly now. :/ Probably will go dusting or vacuum cleaning now.
I'll take suicide.
Uhhh, watch your step, Calabrese. This post was predictably dangerous, I see you crashing on the couch tonight.
In my opinion, watching games on TV is like watching porn: you may enjoy it at some level, but it's definitely much more fun when you're one of the players.
BA-DA-FRICKIN-BING! I can't believe I have not found your site before. Being Italian and growing up that way, I'm dying at some of the references you make - my children go to the same school where my wife went. Same Nuns are still there, etc. The guilt stories the Nuns and Priests used to tell us - when I was in school, it was the Ehtiopians! Remember all those jokes? I brought in one of the Truly Tastelss Joke Books into class, got caught, and had to stand facing the class reading Psalms - I swear! Great Blog. Abbia un giorno benne!
I choose not to know anything about football. I hate the sport though my boyfriend wants me to watch it with him.
Ok, except for Dallas Cowboys football. We love'em! and, we get'em. Hike!
My contention is women just suck. Period. [notlikethatdirtybitches]. Seriously.. I'm ashamed to have association.
Oh.. and 'why yell at the tv'?????? Dude...
You've made me giggle as usual but ok, I admit, I care nothing about football or really any other sport, but I've got an aunt who can probably out-yell you any day. She plays the church piano on Sunday morning, but come Sunday afternoon she's hollering at the silly men running around with a leather ball.
I like football - I like to watch most spotrs...baseball....tennis....some basketball.....soccer and totally football! So..what the hell? I'm not like most chicks though! I guess that is why i get such a great kick out of your blogs...I can take it all in like a man! lol! Women suck!
literally! ;P
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