You talkin' to me?
Shakespeare would indeed be proud.
Yes, certainly this football obssession is starting to worry me. It's like that time when I got addicted to Doritos, and kept making up songs about how delicious they taste. I needed two years in therapy to recover.
Anyway, this is time for you to go and relax in Las Vegas. Please, tell Grissom I needed him last week when my nightingale died, I could have used a couple of hands finding out how the little bird passed. Although I suspect it has something to do with my grandmother confusing her vodka glass with my bird's water supply, so she poured some transparent liquid and granted free access to The Bird's Heaven. That's my guess so far...
The bird had a happy ending, after all, he had a hell of a party.
Have fun, Calabrese.
have a great trip, can't wait to hear about it
~sigh~ poor spinning wheel Willie!
LOL, no really, good stuff.
I have one just one question: WHY DO YOU YELL AT THE TV????
:P
@The Cuke: I'm not supposed to get that one, but since Tony is away, let's pretend I'm his answering machine.
My personal bet is that Tony's been trying to prove a theory. A TV might reply to you if you yell at it properly. You did? You haven't tried hard enough. Mine said "mar... sh... ma...llows" once, but it took me hours of brave screaming.
This Shakespeare riff is one of the funniest things I've ever read, and probably the funniest on this page (no small feat). Keep up the good work.
Even though I am technically a Hurricane Katrina victim, I hate saying it because I have been very fortunate and blessed throught out this whole thing.
Anyway, what I wanted to say is I don't have the best in FEMA and Red Cross and I truly don't believe that most of this money they have and/or have collected will go to the right people. Maybe you should have/ should now have another benefit/peformance or what have you and give the money to another organization. Maybe a shelter or something.
Just a thought...
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