that was funny!
spacemonkey | Homepage | 09.21.05 - 2:18 pm | #

dude.. crack me up.. that was great.
The Cuke | Homepage | 09.21.05 - 8:44 pm | #

ROTFL...I cant wait to find out if you survived the trip
dawn | Homepage | 09.21.05 - 9:53 pm | #

Your postings keep getting better and better.
John Cowart | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 3:15 am | #

I can't wait for part two, three and the rest.
indeterminacy | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 3:42 am | #

I would SOOOO kick your butt.
Queen of Ass | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 6:41 am | #

This is why men spend a LOT of time building REALLY nice dog houses....
David | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 6:44 am | #

I'm glad these sort of things happen to other people...sort of...lol
Theresa | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 8:42 am | #

Gosh, Tony, that was hilarious! Truly funny!
Just wonderful!
Autumn Storm | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 10:17 am | #

Well, I guess you ain't gettin any sex again.

Why do you do this to yourself ?
OldGuy | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 10:32 am | #

Nice blog, I hate the airport security these days. Taking your shoes off and belt, seems like it's a strip show. Come visit my blog man!
chelsea | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 11:30 am | #

Great post. Also ROTFL. I am wondering if your wife is speaking to you yet.
Seawave | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 11:30 am | #

hilarious writing. very nice
ty | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 2:11 pm | #

ROFLMAO
Mergrl | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 5:47 pm | #

So I assume you've been sleeping on the floor of the hotel.
BeckEye | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 9:53 pm | #

ROFL! I loathe airport security. It never fails that I am the woman travelling alone with four small children and I get escorted into the little booth for the BONUS SEARCH while the two Arab fellas behind me get to slide right on through.

There is a vague difference between TERRORIST and TODDLER, right?!?
justdawn | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 10:26 pm | #

You must attract the dodgy looking characters to your blog, because I always get stopped by Customs /security too, while the guy behind me gets to go straight through with his giraffe,2 mountain gorillas a leatherback turtle, an armalite rifle and 2 kilos of heroin. But obviously my extra carton of ciggarettes is much more important.I would keep an eye on your wife, if she starts to grow a beard or shows a preference for wrapping her head in a tea towel then I would run.
Steve | Homepage | 09.23.05 - 4:33 am | #

LOL! Literally. Great site man.

Blogrolled
Solace | Homepage | 09.23.05 - 11:41 am | #

RAOFPMLMFAO

good post.
FuzzBuck Fuzz | Homepage | 09.23.05 - 11:43 am | #

i hope you're awfully good to her on your anniversary...

you probably need quarterly anniversaries to remind her of why she married you.

i woulda killed you!
jasmine | Homepage | 09.23.05 - 3:06 pm | #

Time I really loved security was when LAX had my 73 year old mom get out of her wheelchair twice to wand her and were concerned that the flat shoes she wore had a metal shim in them. They never did inspect the wheelchair which went on the plane with us. - Nor did they bother checking me out at all. - I was ticked and they knew it. Maybe they were afraid of me and thought I might hurt them...
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