Shoot me now and get it over with, eh? LOL Atleast I have a semi-humor post up!

~PureMood
PM | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 1:09 am | #

I am so that "special kind of loser", cause I am always so excited about being there that I blow a $20 on the airport slots... What can I say other than addict!
Shellbug526 | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 1:15 am | #

i am just going to erase my blog except for a link to yours! i laugh so hard when i read this stuff! I would love to hear your WIFE'S stories though! does she have a blog??? ha ha
Theresa | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 8:53 am | #

stabbing people in the face .. that's some good stuff.
The Cuke | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 5:12 pm | #

What about the fat smoking ladies in MuuMuu's who take up 5 machines. When you ask them to move they grunt at you like they aren't sure just who the hell you think you are.

Funny stuff Tony...
007 | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 7:36 pm | #

Elvis was way too smooth to fall into a jacuzzi
Autumn Storm | Homepage | 09.24.05 - 9:43 pm | #

You amuse me . . . like a clown
Shane Gilreath | Homepage | 09.25.05 - 11:26 am | #

Well, if peanuts are supposed to have a calming effect then I think my wife should give me some before sex because you know, that can be pretty scary too.
OldGuy | Homepage | 09.25.05 - 11:33 am | #

You got peanuts? last time I flew they told me they no longer handed out peanuts because some people are allergic to them. I was told some people would die if I ate a peanut and breathed anywhere near them. - They gave me a bag of dried pinto beans...
prying1 | Homepage | 09.25.05 - 4:06 pm | #

This is one of the very rare blogs that actually makes me laugh audibly

I would love to hear your wife's perspective sometime!
justdawn | Homepage | 09.26.05 - 3:11 am | #

ROTFLMAO...I really need to remember to read your site when I am not having a great day.

dawn | Homepage | 09.26.05 - 9:42 pm | #

Ok, so, this is one of those posts full of questions nobody seems to be willing to answer. Let me step forward and take this one:

1) No, never noticed about three-seated rows in planes to Las Vegas. Prolly it has something to do with the fact that I've been in Vegas only in some odd dreams involving Kurt Russell (in a non-sexual way) and me being pursued by a gang of narcos while trying to find out who killed his girlfriend.

2) Peanuts, I love peanuts. They're not relaxing, though, since I'm too busy eating them compulsively and trying to get the idea of me being related to elephants out of my head. They keep your attention on them, which is the main purpose in case they're delayed or the coffee was once used to sweep the plane's floor.

3) People smoking is not my fave picture, but people doing it through a hole in their necks are totally disgusting. Never again, Calabrese, never!

4) Yeah, Elvis had the very same issues all the time. The fact is that he was short-legged, but he used tall shoes to make himself look taller. But let me stress out something: he wasn't your wife's husband, which, for some mystical reason, makes you feel like all the divine rage is directly driven to you. This is not because your wife is particularly bad, she is probably a nice and smart woman, but men tend to think they're married with the devil himself. I'm sorry. :P

|ngenius.
|ngenius | Homepage | 09.27.05 - 12:34 am | #

Excellent blog
Tim Zim | Homepage | 09.27.05 - 3:18 am | #

After having just gotten back from a vacation where we flew to Canada then on to the UK, I hear ya.

Mik
Mik | Homepage | 09.27.05 - 2:34 pm | #

this post is hilarious. thanks for the laughs!

and yes, i'm catholic
Nate | Homepage | 09.28.05 - 5:40 am | #

I hate peanuts!! BA ~ 163
Linda | Homepage | 09.28.05 - 12:39 pm | #

You amaze me with your fleets of clumsiness! Serioulsy!
Kristin | Homepage | 09.29.05 - 2:57 pm | #