You talkin' to me?
I think our girlfriends might be related.
Don't approach them Tony, those shoes have hair triggers and they aim for your crotch.
LOL! My oldest daughter wears those dastardly shoes, and was once publicly ridiculed on my blog for doing so. She actually wore them to her younger sister's softball game last summer, and ended up umpiring the game in them. Now that I realize she is an alien, many things now make perfect sense.
eegads I hate those shoes. I must agree, no human should be able to wear shoes like that. They must be alien.
what's with the shoe obsession in the female species anyway?
Aliens work 24/7/365, which may seem a three-pieced division but it's not, it is the expression for "full time work". They are everywhere and watch you closely. Think about it: when you were a child and you wanted something so badly, who came your way all the time? Yes, mom did. (Disclaimer: I'm sorry if you didn't have mom, but there should be a substitute who adopted the mom role, right?).
Mom (or "substitute mom", who is going to be called "sb" from now on) always forbid you to do what you wanted to do. If you wanted to stay awake, she sent you to your room with spooky excuses like monsters eating you if you were a bad boy or Santa accidentally skipping your house in his once-a-year work night. She grounded you when you were experiencing how tasty your snot was. You develop some scientific sense and this is how they reward you!!
With the intention of knowing how many of you actually read each other posts, I write this line here to prove no one is gonna read this nonsense. If you do, post the word "Jandepola" next to this message and we'll send you a little teddy bear. Thank you.
Of course, aliens can't let you have your own adult life, so they introduced new brand moms in order to prevent you from breaking free when leaving your childhood behind. They're called in different ways: "wives", "girlfriends", "full breasted men", you name them, but their solely purpose is to restrict your movements, they're evil.
As a matter of fact, I suspect there are places of power where aliens are gathered together to deliver reports and kept their secret lives... secretly. My guess: they meet at the local mall, where they practice activities primarily unconceivable for the human brain and for any credit card.
Be careful...
ROFL
funny stuff
This is totally not the right post to reply your comment, but still going to do it ...(after all, it's regarding to a very serious matter)
Of course there is (or is it are?) no mafia, I agree 101% with you. However, whether or not there is the "Housewife Mafia" is debatable. (please, notice spelling)
Firstly, words: housewife / "Mafia" in the same sentence is an oxymoron. Secondly, I am not sure about, if housewives have got what it takes to get organized, even though it was about getting their kids to soccer practise.
... but I am not taking any chances here...Like you said, "Anything could happen".
Wait a sec., "Honey! Why is that guy from the gas company, who just fixed our pipes, getting into that Cadillac?..."
LOL....you can take me shopping...I hate shopping...why do you continue to go shopping with your wife.....have you not learned....ya gotta just give her the credit card!
I never have any money to shop anyhow...so we can go to the mall and press out faces again all of the windows....lets see who can leave the greasiest funniest faces marks on the windows! *hee hee*...that's my idea of fun...although it doesn't take much!
I think my thinks I'm crazy sitting here at the PC laughing like a loon.
Hilarious as ever.
Mik
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