Oh my Lord, you got me squirting iced tea out my nose again. What am I going to do with you?
dana | Homepage | 10.10.05 - 3:01 pm | #

Uhm, do you even HAVE brown recluse spiders out there in SunnyLand?

LOL business section eh? Good thing it wasn't Women's News. Bwahahahaa
Kat | 10.10.05 - 3:26 pm | #

I thought that the Brown Recluse Spider was one of the North East Spiders.

Funny Story, thanks.
TheMadAdmin | Homepage | 10.10.05 - 6:18 pm | #

Spiders is evil. But cockroaches is more evil.
Kevin | Homepage | 10.10.05 - 6:21 pm | #

I hate Spiders. I completely understand why you threw your robe off.
Shellbug | Homepage | 10.10.05 - 7:05 pm | #

peeing my pants....laughing....
Queen | Homepage | 10.10.05 - 7:35 pm | #

So did you scare the Christian girls straight ?
Wendy | Homepage | 10.10.05 - 10:54 pm | #

ooh. spiders. nasty nasty creatures.

I won't wear those robes again too. heh.
Alexa | Homepage | 10.11.05 - 12:38 am | #

Spiders are one of the most beautiful species in the world. They managed to combine their DNA with Toby Maguire and, as a result, he saved the world. Twice. Spiders are awesome.

We must be thankful for having spiders over every now and then, you should usher them in and feed them with some tea and cookies. They would think about mixing some more DNA and maybe I'll become the superhero I always knew that lived inside of me (I built a little cottage for him in the right side of my chest, he's little but living la vida loca).

Anyway, I know from my "Shinobi" years that people behaving like white ninjas are a 10% more intelligent than people in pink, furry shoes. That's why I bought a couple of nunchakus and some ninja stars and hang around seeking shadows to hide myself in.

And by the way, in the name of fixity, why is your wife always looking after you? She would live better if she ties you to the bed all the day long. It also might mend your sexual life, but that would be a side effect.
|ngenius | Homepage | 10.11.05 - 12:41 am | #

got your blog for some weeks at bloglet now and it's great!

read the update at work always and my co workers are always wondering what the hell I'm reading
TTiSoB | Homepage | 10.11.05 - 2:25 am | #

Is that the school my daughter goes to? No wonder she never writes home about college life.
John Cowart | Homepage | 10.11.05 - 3:59 am | #

Well? Do you complete her?
Queen of Ass | Homepage | 10.11.05 - 7:48 am | #

I actually cringed when I read the second sentence. I hate spiders.

I seriously have no doubt you'll win this battle because this entry is HILARIOUS and I used the F-word in my entry. A lot. Losing is directly proportionate to how many F-bombs I drop.

Good luck and thanks for the laugh!
Zube Girl | Homepage | 10.11.05 - 7:57 am | #

At least you were armed with a newspaper, I hear spiders are deathly afraid of those! Great story!


se7en | Homepage | 10.11.05 - 9:09 am | #

My uncle got bit by a Brown Recluse on the finger....they had to remove a chuck of his finger due to dead tissue casued by the bite! OUCH!

He recovred...I hope the Christian girls do too! LOL
Kristin | Homepage | 10.11.05 - 11:16 am | #

ROFL...brown recluse spiders hide...thus the "recluse" in their name

This story is absolutely PRICELESS!!! Thanks for he laugh!
justdawn | Homepage | 10.11.05 - 12:02 pm | #

OMG you are such a riot
mergrl | Homepage | 10.11.05 - 2:27 pm | #

Oh my! LOL Well, I guess it's a good thing the paper boy came...
PM | Homepage | 10.11.05 - 4:21 pm | #

hahahahahahahaha ... why is it we get asked about the reasons we were married constantly? your crane technique episode II scared the hell out of me ... trying to get pregnant. think i will print it out and put it on my wall as guidance.

thank you
Kojo | Homepage | 10.12.05 - 7:15 am | #

oy. I would have been right there with you, beating the shit out of myself and rolling on the concrete. I too despise spiders.
storm | Homepage | 10.12.05 - 10:24 am | #

A hilariously frightful reminder of several spider dances I have done in the past. The most vivid during a brisk stroll to pick up the WSJ at the end of the walk, where unbeknown to me, a huge yellow brown tree spider had spun a web of enormous proportions and was callously poised at eye level when I noticed it about a foot from my nose. The contortions a human body can experience in a microsecond are truly astounding. At least I was fully clothed.
Jonathan | Homepage | 10.12.05 - 4:58 pm | #

omg! that was so hilarious! thanks for the laugh!

have a nice day
BA~~261
Will Garcia | Homepage | 10.12.05 - 9:51 pm | #

This is too hilarious!!!

btw Spider tastes good!
Jin | Homepage | 10.12.05 - 10:37 pm | #

"Spider tastes good"? That would be the kind of sentence you don't wanna hear (or read), but once you've done it, you feel in need of knowing more. How come a human being ends up with a spider in his mouth?

On second thoughts... you better don't answer that. :P
|ngenius | Homepage | 10.13.05 - 2:41 am | #

All I have to say is

RODFLMAO!
ChiChi | Homepage | 10.13.05 - 12:42 pm | #

Fabulous, Tony, once again. The last line had me in complete stitches!
Autumn Storm | Homepage | 10.13.05 - 1:37 pm | #

Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
Jennjr | Homepage | 10.16.05 - 2:14 pm | #

rotfl. that was some moment. Great, great storytelling!
Pearl | Homepage | 10.16.05 - 2:55 pm | #