Hey uuuu,

How ya been? Haven't seen you around or battled you in a bit. (Lucky for me...lol). Love your posts as always.

Keep the faith...you're on the right track. And even if you're an idiot, the first step to finding the solution, is admitting the problem...LOL.

Peace,
Dee
Dee | Homepage | 10.18.05 - 4:46 pm | #

Uhm, if the little voice in your head is saying "DUDE, this ain't a good idea" LISTEN to it. You knew she would get you for that one. Saving others lives or not. You threw yourself under da bus here. However, I'm still laughing.
Kat | 10.18.05 - 7:09 pm | #

LOL...I was wondering if you would get into trouble for that one

Oh, and as for rules, my hubbie tends to forget that he ISNT the smart one in the house. Though he thinks he is right, it is often not so. I suggest the..."agree with wife, unless you can prove her wrong in writting". As hubbie is rarely able to do that, he doesnt seem to be able to ever prove he is right, and usually requires some of his "buddies" show him that he has been mistaken
dawn | Homepage | 10.18.05 - 11:20 pm | #

Aha! I knew it! When I left a comment on your previous post, I did say you were pretty idiotic! Large-hearted and all that, yes, but idiotic nevertheless!

You poor poor man!
Badri | Homepage | 10.19.05 - 12:23 am | #

Enter into the room apologizing.. doesn't matter for what.
Encourage the wife to eat more! "You're getting much too thin.."
(guaranteed sexual action in the afternoon)
Let her find you looking at her w/ that special 'smile' several times a day.
That hot water you find yourself in, will morph into a hottub in no time.

Love your blog!
sande | Homepage | 10.19.05 - 5:56 am | #

Your wife may be your best friend, but never forget who's the boss.

Men has been getting into trouble with their better halfes for decades, so I doubt it wil change anytime soon.
Sparkling | Homepage | 10.19.05 - 6:45 am | #

the foundation of any marriage is 'yes dear' and any derivative of that, ie. okay baby, yes love, etc. the key is also knowing when to say it.
Kojo | Homepage | 10.19.05 - 6:47 am | #

heh. marble coasters. that's classic.
Jay | Homepage | 10.19.05 - 7:18 am | #

Always remember:
PMS stands for 'Punish My Spouse'...
...
ezinewriter | Homepage | 10.19.05 - 8:02 am | #

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, and I do mean NEVER!!!! Buy your wife exercise equipment as a birthday gift! The only exception to this rule is if she SPECIFICALLY ASKS FOR IT. Nothing worse than sending the message: "Oh happy birthday, and oh by the way, you could stand to lose a few pounds."
NuggetMaven | Homepage | 10.19.05 - 12:49 pm | #

Don't buy her a toaster, either. They hurt more than marble coasters.
Les | Homepage | 10.19.05 - 10:19 pm | #

Congratulations. Now my wife knows why I have this committment to never buy coasters when we can steal (nice soft) cardboard ones from bars.

She has pretty good aim.
Joe | Homepage | 10.23.05 - 10:09 am | #

Here's a rule: Appreciate the projectile objects and words when they are headed your way. Silence is your enemy. If she's all quiet on you, then you know that she wasn't satisfied with the first thousand ways to punish you that crossed her mind and is thinking up something extra special. If you find yourself faced with silence here are the two things to remember:

a) you deserve what's coming
b) serpentine, serpentine, serpentine as you run out of the room, hopefully gathering any heavy coasters within your reach as you go.
Eric | Homepage | 10.25.05 - 5:52 pm | #