That is WAY TOO FUNNY!!! I think I wanna' go stay in that new Ramada Inn... I hear there's a Sha Na Na reunion concert in the lounge on Halloween.
John Sparks | Homepage | 10.27.05 - 4:34 pm | #

Melba Toast and dog biscuits are nearly indecipherable... "so I've heard."

The only melba that passes my lips is PEACH MELBA... the best part of summer

Happy Halloweeners!
NuggetMaven | Homepage | 10.27.05 - 5:26 pm | #

"I think we all know that at certain times of the month women will kill for candy." You should write more on this theory, I think, you have something there lol!

Funny as always! The math prob.! Wonderful
Autumn Storm | Homepage | 10.27.05 - 8:42 pm | #

I really enjoy this blog despite the questionable material...
God Bless.
Doctor Life | Homepage | 10.27.05 - 10:46 pm | #

I really enjoy the blog BECAUSE of the questionable meterial.
Homer | Homepage | 10.28.05 - 1:53 am | #

as always...good...the theory about the candy, the math problem(*I hated that back in school*)...
TTiSoB | Homepage | 10.28.05 - 5:43 am | #

I'm so glad someone else understands my problems with math!
Queen of Ass | Homepage | 10.28.05 - 8:26 am | #

You make me think back to when Halloween was so much fun! I have kids that I take out every year. It's just not the same! =(

Good luck (Rod Luck)on the new this morning!
Kristin | Homepage | 10.28.05 - 8:51 am | #

BTW, when did Santa start poking his fat butt into Halloween? Something needs to be done about that. Get on top of that, would ya, Tony?
Christine | Homepage | 10.28.05 - 9:36 am | #

I think Hallowen was intended for adults in the Red Light District of Rome....( think about it... )
ezinewriter | Homepage | 10.28.05 - 11:44 am | #

Foodist? How about Pastafarian?
Witch | 10.28.05 - 3:47 pm | #

we dont let the kids roam the neighborhoods anymoer. now they dutifully troop thru the mall, sack in hand not even saying trick or treat as some zit faced bored teenage with an ipod covering her ears drops candy into their sack and says next kid. sad.
Dak-Ind | Homepage | 10.29.05 - 1:03 am | #

Now I'm thinkin' of Thin Mints and Samoas!!! Dang it!!!
NuggetMaven | Homepage | 10.30.05 - 8:55 pm | #