You just ruined it for me. I was living vicariously through your purchase and then got bludgeoned with the words fat pierced vagina.
Riss | Homepage | 12.05.05 - 10:23 pm | #

Hmm. I fell asleep once and woke up during a Scientology commercial. Still debating what's worse.
John | Homepage | 12.05.05 - 11:37 pm | #

Maybe it’s just me, but don’t you kind of... sort of... think in your “mind” whenever you’re having sex you look like a porn star.

I mean… you know… in your mind.


No.... Never...

I'm sorry you saw the pierced vagina. That's a mean joke to play on someone who's just woken up and quite frankly, there ought to be a law against it.
Deb | Homepage | 12.06.05 - 6:17 am | #

HO! HO! HO!

TIS THE SEASON! lol
Kristin | Homepage | 12.06.05 - 9:41 am | #

I've decided not to invest in a newer, brighter, shinier, flatter, clearer TV. Even though I sell the damned things and can get one at a hefty discount. Because of you.

You see, I'm the one that gets booted to the couch when either one of us "can't sleep". The last thing I need is nightmares about giant pierced vaginas. I have weird enough dreams on my own. Mind you, if the recurring Provolone cheese dream can be blamed on you (and it can), I'll probably have vaginal nightmares anyway...

Thanks, Tony. Thanks, a lot.
Les | Homepage | 12.06.05 - 7:58 pm | #

Hi! Just visiting, you're funny! Love the Sopranos though I have nothing, NOTHING in common with them...I think a vagina that big and "powerful" would turn most men off! Glad you liked your present.
Deana | Homepage | 12.06.05 - 8:19 pm | #

I remember my classmate when I was still a student in a seminary since he told me that his mother warned him of not using any prostitutes since they have a vagina that can eat the penis, testicles and all. I guess that's what you call vaginal horrors.
charles | Homepage | 12.07.05 - 9:32 am | #

I want a big LCD HDTV too! Then again, I never watch TV. But it would be great for watching movies...maybe Santa will bring me one?!?
Jim | Homepage | 12.07.05 - 10:08 am | #

HOLY BAT CAVE BATMAN!
Ezine Writer | Homepage | 12.07.05 - 11:58 am | #

So you're saying that you went from watching P-... uh... Mr. Bonpensiero... to watching a much scarier version. Yah. That sucks. A lot. I'm not envying you for that.

But I do envy watching the Sopranos in High-Def on a 62-inch. I'll bet you can see Chrissy's nose hairs reaaaal good on that one.
Tina | Homepage | 12.07.05 - 4:15 pm | #

I think you've just managed to make some overweight lesbians drool ... imagine, pierced vaginas on a 62-inch crystal clear screen ... mmmmm ...
macduck71 | Homepage | 12.08.05 - 3:50 am | #

If you think there's nothing worth watching in TV, go to Mexico for a couple of days and spend some time watching their television.

If you manage to recover, get back to the states and enjoy The Sopranos or Scrubs, then thank me for the enlightening experience.

(Ohm, I'm not mexican, btw, but have seen some of their "reality shows" from the cable TV and they leave me like this. Creepy, uh?)
|ngenius | Homepage | 12.09.05 - 2:08 am | #

You poor man. I hope you've fully recovered and will be able to enjoy you present.

I'm having TV envy. I'd love to watch the super bowl on that. OTOH, I'm not sure I want to see any player adjusting his cup that clearly.
Stephaine | Homepage | 12.09.05 - 12:30 pm | #

love to see a Victoria Secret add on your screen
TTiSoB | Homepage | 12.10.05 - 3:46 am | #