Tony, Tony, Tony... don't you know the wonders of Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory's SUGAR FREE chocolates!? They're awesome. Next time you're on the road, try and find one. (I think they ship too).

I love your 'brain' voice. It's smart!
Kat | 02.05.06 - 10:28 am | #

May save a life or keep me single for the rest of my life... still weighing that one.
Jorge | Homepage | 02.05.06 - 11:37 am | #

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Do you wanna exchange links?
Sean | Homepage | 02.05.06 - 4:51 pm | #

At least she warns you beforehand.

Mik
Mik | Homepage | 02.05.06 - 8:23 pm | #

The last five paragraphs probably just saved your life.
Deb | Homepage | 02.06.06 - 3:36 am | #

Amen.

But for how long are we (men) going to be at the mercy of women?

They use their sex to hold us to ransom.

From the very first sight of their bulging tits, they develop fangs.
Orikinla Osinachi | Homepage | 02.06.06 - 5:10 am | #

Walking down the street I saw a car with a bumper sticker reading: All Men Are Idiots...And I Married Their King!

Had to check twice to see if it was my wife driving.
John Cowart | Homepage | 02.06.06 - 6:38 am | #

Andrea's got great writing skills!
She should write a book - "How to communicate with your husband for dummies"! I'd buy it!

Miss you!
Kristin Luton | 02.06.06 - 8:12 am | #

She took all the fun out of it! Geez, some women just want to spoil it for the rest of us.
Christine | Homepage | 02.06.06 - 1:49 pm | #

One piece of Chocolate will most definately fix the craving, and you can buy really yummy pieces at Rocky Mountain, or Sees Candy..
Debi | Homepage | 02.06.06 - 2:33 pm | #

Every man should have a secret hotel fund for days like this.
The Survival Gourmet | Homepage | 02.06.06 - 4:41 pm | #

My sister sent me over here yesterday--she saw your link at John Cowarts site. Your wife is hillarious, I'll be back.
Darlene | Homepage | 02.07.06 - 7:13 am | #

Wow. Is that how you guys have made it all these years?
Queen of Ass | Homepage | 02.07.06 - 9:35 am | #

Your wife is a very nice lady - she must love you very much; and you did a great job of sucking up at the end to avoid any penalties.

P.S. Don't let the women above fool you - even SUGAR FREE chocolate has calories...
Linda | Homepage | 02.07.06 - 8:25 pm | #

I enjoyed reading this, thanks for the laugh!
Tanya | Homepage | 02.09.06 - 11:22 am | #

Let's face it guys, you're all f**ed. If you've got chocolate, we don't want the calories, if you don't, we'll hurt or possibly maim you.

Tony, hiding is wise.

I get so mean on my worst pms day. I'm sorry guys! I'm a nice person really..
Chandira | Homepage | 02.10.06 - 4:11 pm | #

That is not just love, that is True Love... that dweam within a dweam...You're a lucky man, most women use that as an excuse to pick a fight n___n
Dave | Homepage | 02.11.06 - 3:22 pm | #

PASS THIS WORD OF ADVICE ON TO YOUR WIFE..IF YOU EAT CHOCOLATE IN THE DARK YOU WONT GET FAT..CAUSE THE CALORIES DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO...TRUST ME ON THIS...I EAT CANDY IN THE DARK AND ONLY WEIGH 206...HAVE WEIGHED 206 SINCE I WAS 4 MONTHS OLD..
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