You talkin' to me?
LMAO!!!!
omfg!
true...sometimes is isn't just our fault :D
ROFLOL
Just don't know what else to say!
Next time? Try peanut butter crackers. Or just a spoon full of peanut butter works even better. Something chewy, and a LOT of it.
I agree with the Queen--Peanut Butter Crackers, but you can't give him the juice until he's on another subject. If there's a God, the new subject will be "I want some juice" and the old subjects will just slip his mind.
You know this already, but "a job where you count boobies" was probably the wrong thing to say.
I just found your blog the other day and I have to thank you so much for all your writing. You really uplift me every day and make me belly laugh. Is it o.k. if I add you to my list of blogs that I visit? I would be so honoured. Thanks again.
wow...I think I just tinkled in my pants laughing...does that make me super pee pee woman?
Let me say I love you stuff first. But I think for this particular post you should switch the child's age to 5.
A 3 year old cannot talk like that, even in a fiction story.
Fiction?
Ha Ha Ha you obviously haven't met my grandson.
I wish this stuff was all made up.
i dont know why everyone thinks my dad makes this crap up.......Alex really does talk like that. As his uncle I love it. I would be willing to bet that the above blog went just like that word for word.
No need to get defensive guys. I will agree that the story is factual, unlike "A Million Little Pieces".
I worked with 3 year old children at a daycare center for about year. They can barely form coherent thoughts.
I do enjoy and believe your stories, Tony. I guess the secret is in the editing!
My laughter cut the silence in my house for at least half an hour.
With tears streaming down my face as my 12 year old son (who could talk quite well at 3) came into the room with genuine concern in eyes asking if I was ok.
Even now as I type this I am laughing my @ss off.
Thanks, Tony, for breaking the monotony
Dad,
I wish I would have been there with you. Alex was trying to explain this story to me and I was dying. He's too damn cute. Still wish you'd have left the ninja turtles at the store.
Anyway thanks for watching him.
P.S. To all the doubters....my son really does talk like that.
My son and daughter talked to people in line at the grocery store when they were 3 and told them all about their old mom. Blab, blab, blab. Your daycare kids probably don't talk to adults all day like my kids did and watching Wiggles probably isn't teaching them sentence formation.
Dude, your writing style is just too funny . . . I bet you could talk at three and embarrassed your mom all the time.
Your blog consistantly makes me laugh! I'm thankful I've found it, and will continue to read!
I hope your grandson continues to give you a run for the money so you can continue to have posts as entertaining as this one!!
Yay! That made me laugh.
i love your blog. Your almost as funny as me but then you don't post as often so you have fewer clinkers. I do like you enough so I have recomended you in my blog and am now going to put in a link. Hey I have grandkids to .
Super Boobie Lady. You can probably sell that one to a studio. The kind of movie where casting is the best part.
3 year olds can be more coherent than some adults! I was coherent at 2. ~I sometimes wonder what happened in the meantime though.. 
My mum tells a story where some nice old lady went all 'coochy coo' on me, and asked me how old I was..
"I shall be 2 in February!!" I said indignantly.. I think I can even remember it. Stupid old woman.. How dare she patronize me?
Um, yeah, a job counting boobies, while fun, was proabably not a smart move. Your poor boy is going to want to do that the rest of his life, and be sadly disappointed..
Yet another reason I'm a bad influence on my niece and nephew. I encourage stuff like this! I'll never forget when my niece, who was around 4 at the time, walked up to a woman and told her she looked beautiful, just like "Brown Barbie". Fortunately, the woman had a sense of humor, and took it as a compliment.
Out of the mouths of babes...LOL!
I think you're raising the next generation of comedian! You gotta love a kid that is so observant and smart...yeah...that's how you've gotta look at.
Lol man that's great, at least getting racial stereotypes removed at that age should help some 
You so made my morning!!! Thank you for the laugh. I can't wait to share this one with my friends!
re: explaining to the wife. Just fugetaboutit...
Is this a true story? I love how little kids have no sense of crossing any lines into embarrasing conversations!
Our son is in 2nd grade now but reads almost 6th grade level. He was extremely "coherent" at the age of three so all of you doubters out there need to be more observant. There are very bright children out here and they have the best senses of humor. Hurray for him! I hope you enjoy him for a very long time to come.
holy shit! i bet your son is going to be one hell of a comedian. waaaaaaaaay better than you! as for now, you're the best comedian out in the whole blog universe.
I DONT CARE IF ITS TRUE OR NOT..IM SO USED TO BEING LIED TO BY THE GOVERNMENT..THAT I AM STARTING TO LIKE IT..AND YOUR LIES ARE MUCH FUNNIER THAN THEIRS..
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