LOL! Thanks for making my day!
shilo | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 7:39 am | #

Sour cows? I love it.
Jan | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 8:12 am | #

Mmmm Barbeque...now you've got me thinking about dinner and it's 10am.

I do think that a good batch of barbeque pork chops would be nice.

And, that's a great idea - let's add some things to the Olympics. What about driving? Driving. Yeah. I get so annoyed that so many cannot - there's got to be some that can!
Cat | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 9:20 am | #

I'm hungry now, and want to barbecue. Thanks a lot. It's -20 C outside.
Gard | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 11:11 am | #

im a 62 year old fat granny and im already trying to find some obscure country that doesn have a single woman bobsled team..and im going to go there and represent their country...i want to be the oldest fatest gold medal winner in history..hell if i made the olypics i would set a record...i can hear it now.."go fat granny..go..."
jackiesue denney | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 1:25 pm | #

I'm starting early indoor winter training with my George Foreman Grill.

What a Riot Tony!
feedscott | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 11:35 pm | #

And the Judges rank this post:
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USA! USA! USA!
John Cowart | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 2:18 am | #

No self respecting Aussie is going to swallow that bullshit.

Gold with go to Australia for barbecuing. We can make a barbecue out of three rocks and I'd like to see you Americans with your "gas cookers" do that.

pffft
Deb | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 6:00 am | #

Barbecuing, yeah, now that would be an event, but I have to say the Aussies would be tough competition alright, plus they call em barbies, which is very confusing coz it sounds like a cute airheaded blonde chick.
OldGuy | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 7:08 am | #

Australia...

Hmmm...

I forgot about them....

But I've never seen a fat Australian so the food can't be that good.
shrinkingwop | 02.25.06 - 7:17 am | #

HEY!!!! They have the Special Olympics, right? Lets start a Fat Folks Olympics.

In the summer olympics we could have the belly flop compitition to see who could make the biggest splash...like a shamu sized spash.
YummY! | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 7:40 am | #

Yet another post that made me laugh so hard my side hurts.
Mags | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 10:15 am | #

How about nose-picking? Here, I've a reaaalllyy long one for ya...
Randy | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 11:40 am | #

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So, even though its new and not much there (cept a great post about YOU), I do have high aspirations....and of course will be visiting here often. And if for some reason, my blog flops...you won't send those um....*Italian type* guys after me, will ya?
Bella | Homepage | 02.25.06 - 3:23 pm | #

Go Aussies! Once again we'll flounce you yanks - don't take us on when it involves a hotplate!!!
Mel | Homepage | 02.26.06 - 12:58 am | #

I love it! Sign me up.
Vic | Homepage | 02.26.06 - 5:15 am | #

No way would the USA beat Australia at BBQ-ing! It's a national sport over here!
theotherbear | Homepage | 02.26.06 - 6:02 pm | #

We don't get all that fat because we run around like blue arsed flies chasing the snaggers that the kookaburra's pinch.

Or something like that...

Having said that, there are some mighty mighty big people around here but I think that's more because of the beer than the barbie.
Deb | Homepage | 02.28.06 - 1:14 am | #

English people near BBQ's?? Whatever are you thinking?
'Some mind of meat' is about right. Spam probably, or tinned sardines.
Chandira | Homepage | 03.22.06 - 7:25 pm | #