and as george carlin says: my stuff is stuff and your stuff is shit...im keeping my stuff ...now move your shit...one of the great things about being a widow(other than making myself a widow) is its all my space and it is all my stuff....i can move my stuff all over my space...and i do..its allllll mine..and some of it is shit...
jackiesue denney | Homepage | 02.26.06 - 12:58 pm | #

I guess we're supposed to imagine listening to you say this stuff. But reading it on your blog just doesn't come across the same way as it would hearing you tell this story in person. In other words, you are writing it with a blog, aren't you? So, you do have some techno-whatnot knowhow, right? In any case, I appreciate your humor! Thanks!
Rich Phan | Homepage | 02.26.06 - 3:03 pm | #

Even if you don't have a computer you write a really funny blog. Every time you post I read it to my wife who thankfully has no sword so she has to listen. I have had a link to your blog on mine for a long time. I share ny six regular readers with you. They add to your thousands. When your blog is extra funny I ention you in the main blog itself and tell people to check you out. That is seen by the 1 in 100 people who come from blog explosion adnd read my blog instead of jsut clicking through. You are the very top of the pile.
Dr. John | Homepage | 02.26.06 - 3:09 pm | #

One last word. I have a spell checker on the blog.
Dr. John | Homepage | 02.26.06 - 3:10 pm | #

I have a bad habit of spelling words the wrong way for effect. Between that and lousy spelling in general I don't think spellcheck's going to help me much but thanks.
shrinkingwop | Homepage | 02.26.06 - 3:30 pm | #

Didn't mean your spelling. Ment the spelling in my comment up above. I count three words in the comment that are spelled wrong. Your spelling is always fine. I think I will just stop leaving comments because I always end up having to explain them.
Dr. John | Homepage | 02.26.06 - 3:48 pm | #

Well - I wasn't going to say anything - but since someone else brought up the topic and I *am* a grammar Nazi

I only saw one glaring error

I guess I’m getting **to** old to hang out with these younger comedians.

I really do love your blog, I didn't come here to be the English teacher. I have made a couple of million typos just this past week.

I always love your writings and now I have my husband reading you too - I think you are the only blog he reads. He called me from work the other day hysterical after reading your piece about talking to Alex about getting socked in the nuts.

Keep up the great stuff!
Lingerie Lady | Homepage | 02.26.06 - 5:35 pm | #

Funny thing, I'm 25 and I love the music that you americans consider as "oldies". I also like new stuff, but I'm so much into bands like Journey, Jethro Tull, Richard Marx and so on, so I find it quite funny to see how 40 y-o people consider their music as old fashioned.
|ngenius | Homepage | 02.27.06 - 12:51 am | #

So that's what pierced nipples are for...
Jorge | Homepage | 02.27.06 - 7:55 am | #

LMAO
GreedyPiggy | Homepage | 02.27.06 - 9:09 am | #

FER SAIL:
SPEL CHEKIR - CHEEP!
Ezine Writer | Homepage | 02.27.06 - 11:24 am | #

Why aren't you handing out cards too, Tony? Or maybe write yourslf a catchy little jingle that spells out your blog url - something you can sing onstage. Yeah.
Les | Homepage | 02.28.06 - 12:13 pm | #

Another very funny post Tony. Keep 'em coming!
prying1 | Homepage | 03.01.06 - 11:07 am | #

Blueberry.... hahahahahahahaha
JustLinda | Homepage | 03.01.06 - 5:51 pm | #

"I’ve tried to fight technology; I don’t need a five blade razor. I want to shave, not skin buffalo."

Classic Tony!
feedscott | Homepage | 03.02.06 - 2:31 am | #

You are kidding? People are handing out CARDS for myspace? My sister sucked me into it, and I have found that in order to keep in touch with some of my friends I must do the myspace thing. Apparently I they don't communicate with the world otherwise.

I am stunned. CARDS?? ROFLMFAO!
RagDoll | Homepage | 04.03.06 - 10:19 am | #