Wow! Am I first? That's rare..

Aweosme, as always..

Hormones will do strange things to women, I'm sorry Tony!
Chandira | Homepage | 03.16.06 - 2:45 pm | #

Yes, it's not secret: we're all nuts when we're pregnant. The scary part is, women are crazy anyway, pregnant or not. Even WE won't normally admit that though. We shut usually smack you one upside the head. You're lucky you have a time-out step, Tony...
Les | Homepage | 03.16.06 - 2:53 pm | #

by the time the babies get here, you will have learned not to mess with hormonal pregnant women...you think the pit was after your balls, honey you aint seen nothing yet...
jackiesue denney | Homepage | 03.16.06 - 9:01 pm | #

What is the P in PMS

1. Pre
2. Present
3. Post
4. Permanent

I think I'm getting Bamboozuld!

Help me!

PS: Tony, Future Lines misses ya. Stop by for a cameo B)
feedscott | Homepage | 03.16.06 - 10:10 pm | #

hey nice one this was..I cant believe this actually happened. why is my life so boring?
yash | Homepage | 03.17.06 - 8:05 am | #

Absolutely hilarious! I thought it was bad enough when I was pregnant, but the men in my family didn't have to deal with 2 more (human, animal, or otherwise)!

I'm with you on the pit bull thing. Yes, they can be nice, but I wouldn't trust them anywhere in the "nether regions"!
Meg | Homepage | 03.17.06 - 9:52 pm | #

SOOOOO funny!
Sunny | Homepage | 03.18.06 - 3:28 pm | #

I hate it when dogs start getting "involved". Very, very funny stuff.
Jorge | Homepage | 03.19.06 - 11:14 am | #

LOL, oh my lord.
I ahve to admit the hours blew my mind into a brain freeze reading it too. Second child's only 7 hours though, apparently.

if you ever come the rounds of Yuk Yuks comedy clubs, you will advertize here won't you?
Pearl | Homepage | 03.19.06 - 3:15 pm | #

This is my first time stopping by and I gotta say - you are hilarious!

"TWENTY OR THIRTY HOURS?" I remember my husband saying some pretty dumb things too....
Mama Grouch | Homepage | 03.21.06 - 7:42 am | #

Oh to be a fly on the wall at your house...
Atilla The Mom | Homepage | 03.21.06 - 11:37 am | #

LOL! Absolutly hilarious. I'm currently pregnant with my second and have heard some very funny comments from the men around me but this post had me in fits of giggles.
Sarah | Homepage | 03.21.06 - 12:24 pm | #

Forgot to mention my ex's "idiot phrase" during my labor (which WAS over 36 hours, because no one at the hospital would BELIEVE me), and I think this beats ANY idiotic thing you've written... When the doctor finally examined me and informed all 72 people in the room that I was "8 cm dilated", my ex very excitedly called all of our family and friends to tell them I was *80* cm dilated. For the record, for all you non-Canuckians, 80 cm = 2.62 FEET. "Hey, honey; ya wanna reach in there and grab that out for me?"
Les | Homepage | 03.21.06 - 10:35 pm | #

I'd be wary of the pregnant pit bull for sure....but I'd be more wary of the pregnant women.

TWENTY OR THIRTY HOURS?
YummY! | Homepage | 03.22.06 - 6:26 pm | #

wow.
20 to 30 hours.
I love the convo

Melissa | Homepage | 03.24.06 - 11:38 am | #

Feedscott, it's all of the above, pre, present, post, permanent, perennial.
Chandira | Homepage | 03.31.06 - 4:16 pm | #

HOLY FRICKING COW! You have described my household aout 4 years ago! Ha ha ha! I was pregnant, the pitbull was pregnant, the chihuhua was in heat...my poor poor husband.

I think I just sprained something from laughing so hard. Who has the pregnant pitbull? They are NOT going to have fun once the puppies are a couple weeks old...unless they like noise! LOL! I suspect fodder for you once that happens though!

*wipes eyes*
RagDoll | Homepage | 04.03.06 - 10:14 am | #