This would never have happened to your wife because she has a sword and she knows how to use it.

Your problem is you're too forgiving and birds take advantage of that.
Deb | Homepage | 05.17.06 - 12:16 am | #

Maybe the birds are just starving for attention and knew you'd blog them...? How come you didn't post a pic of the aftermath...?
Les | Homepage | 05.17.06 - 5:55 am | #

I bet those condors would NOT shit on a Prius.

This is some sort of conspiracy of environmentalists. I know this because my Hummer is covered with bird shit.

... or maybe it's just the sheer size of our vehicles?
rockyjay | Homepage | 05.17.06 - 10:17 am | #

It was planned. They fly around looking for my car to. It dates back to when I was 10 I accidently killed a pigeon with my kite.......ever since then, they've had it in for me...
Tiana | Homepage | 05.17.06 - 12:39 pm | #

They flew south and got my new car after yours. Pisses me off!
Queen of Ass | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 6:39 am | #

Murphy's Law strikes again or is there a Universal Bird Pooping Law that clean Cadillacs attract birds with loose bowels? I do serious feel for you......Now excuse me while I clean the Diet Mountain Dew out of my burning nostrils and wipe off my monitor.) :o)~
I really love your writing you are the best!
Raven Shields | Homepage | 05.18.06 - 1:37 pm | #

Yeah, Murphy's Law. Things always happen at the worst possible time. Or damn near close to it. I'd still be glad they didn't strike overhead. Direct hits are... well, I've been victimized.
Jorge | Homepage | 05.25.06 - 9:11 pm | #