your a great writer. i wish my dad was this funny.
Tiana | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 10:55 pm | #

Tell your son that the fact that he's thinking all these things proves that he will be ok. It's the guys that don't have these thoughts that create the assholes of the world.
Jess | Homepage | 05.21.06 - 6:13 am | #

ROTFLMAO!

Btw, I totally agree with Jess "It's the guys that don't have these thoughts that create the assholes of the world."
Sarah | Homepage | 05.21.06 - 8:07 am | #

Many Happy Returns on the Grand Event! Ummmm... on second thought, no. You CANNOT return the baby for exchange or refund. You might want to remind the proud parents of that in a couple of weeks....
Les | Homepage | 05.21.06 - 9:50 am | #

I dont understand, what's that about Portuguese and Filipino women?
Jasmin | 05.21.06 - 7:51 pm | #

Great stuff. Congratulations to all!
Candace | Homepage | 05.22.06 - 8:48 am | #

I was laughing already, but when I got to the part about asking what she wants for dinner, I think my entire office building now thinks I'm nuts. I knew there was a reason I hold this conversation almost daily, I just didn't realize i was stalling for time....

Congrats on the new little one....
guppyman | Homepage | 05.22.06 - 8:58 am | #

Gawd, I love lumpia.
R | Homepage | 05.22.06 - 10:46 am | #

So the Godfather is having another grandchild (it is your seond right ?)

Congrats Tony, all the best to you and the family.
OldGuy | Homepage | 05.22.06 - 11:20 am | #

Congrats on the new little asshole...well I mean if he turns out to be one...which I doubt he will...but just in case!
Debi | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 9:15 am | #

Good luck!! Congratulations.
Chandira | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 2:00 pm | #

It's tuesday, WE'RE WAITING...... lol

(I lurk often, love your work, and cant wait to hear the story of the new lil bub)
TheCrazyHousewife | Homepage | 05.23.06 - 5:03 pm | #

Congratulations!!! He's beautiful
Sasha | Homepage | 05.24.06 - 2:05 am | #

What a great story!!! Your son will do just fine and judging from the baby pic he will have his hands full when he gets older!!

Congrats on being a grandfather, again!

JTL
Jetting Through Life | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:18 am | #

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