"It was a dry heat"

So is a flame.
Tom | Homepage | 06.13.06 - 9:13 am | #

well you are lucky wifey hasn't started to add rocks to her purse....
Debi | Homepage | 06.13.06 - 11:58 am | #

Hahaha I had the same problem with a boyfriend a while ago, I don't think I was as vicious as your wife though...
Hatty | Homepage | 06.13.06 - 3:41 pm | #

Tony, I think you should stay home for a while. On the couch. Watching Disney Channel. Or something. Not "breasty".

It is no longer safe for you to leave your house.
Les | Homepage | 06.13.06 - 3:42 pm | #

What happens in Vegas only stays in Vegas if you don't get caught.
Riss | Homepage | 06.13.06 - 10:17 pm | #

I wish what had happened to me in Vegas had stayed in Vegas. (Because Christ, I hate my new mother in law...)

You have to update your link to me Tony. I'm at www.curbed-enthusiasm.com now.
The Corporal | Homepage | 06.13.06 - 11:43 pm | #

Well, when something's there for the watching... After all, it's for scientific purposes. Someone has to conduct those breast surveys, and why not someone who enjoys the work.
Jorge | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 5:49 pm | #

When you were a kid you should have had an older brother help build callouses on the back of your head by banging it on sidewalks and trees.
prying1 | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 6:32 pm | #