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Get one of those mouse traps that keeps the animal alive, then eat it.
Way to funny! Nothing better then starting out your early day with a great laugh, or two, or three....
Is your life really this funny ALL the time??
I've done something like that before. I tried to dust a fan while it was on, not the brightest idea.
LMAO that is just funny! I'm glad it was hima dn not me becasue I would freak!
LMAO! I don't care if that story is real or not, it's still awesome.
OMG People at work think I am nuts laughing this loud at the computer...But I have this image in my head....and it's so perfect...I think I love this story best!
Heh..I don't know who I should be rooting for in this one, but I'm cheering for the lizard. -grin-
Bwhahahahhaha!! Great story! I just voted for you on BE!
Tell him to name it and keep it as a pet. They eat spiders and I don't think lizard poo smells too bad. At least not as bad as cat poo.
Very resourceful. I'm with prying1. Keep the lizard and give it a name (How 'bout Charles?).
Oh that is too funny! We should really collaborate and write a book about the uses for a leaf blower:
Tonight we were visiting my husband's grandparents. My husband was giving his grandfather a haircut (outside, at least) and I looked out the window to see Grandpa blowing all the stray hairs off of himself with a leaf blower! It was priceless. So imagine my surprise when I read this! Ha!
This is really funny! hahaha! My car died on the 5 freeway today and scared me to death because I thought I would be hit from behind and would not live to see my daughter graduate from college. Then my cell phone fell out of my hip clip and shattered into pieces. Much, much, MUCH later, I was at Pep Boys and had to go to the men's bathroom and my zipper broke. Well, after all this, I am finally home and just before I turned in, I thought I'd do some BlogExplosion first, and read this post. You made my day, bud! Tomorrow is gonna be a better day and you proved it! Hahaha!
This is so funny .. I started laughing out so loud that I ended up sharing your post with my colleagues who started laughing even before they read it
I really loved it .. 
LOL great post...
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