Okay, that was really, really, really funny! The sad part is that it's all true, and now I'm too depressed to vote.
Suzi | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 10:33 am | #

Hey man great read, enjoy the site, now go get me some baked zitti or some Muffaletta

TB
TooBIG.net | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 3:01 pm | #

Why don't you just run for office already. You've been bitching about this for years. You'd win an election and you're a much better choice than anyone else. YOU make the difference.
Tony's Youngest | 11.04.06 - 3:27 pm | #

We have a guy running for senator in California that lists his occupation as “Immigration Control Consultant”. What the hell is that? Does he own a fence company?


That's just yummy stuff, man.
omninaif | Homepage | 11.05.06 - 3:07 am | #

One of your best...timely and seriously funny. Oh I too am wanting the election to be over with.....

One of the ugliest happenings in this great country is our elections.

Of course we cannot exist without them, but it is pukesville for the 4 months leading up to the elections.

If I had to lie, slander or ridicule someone to get a job....

If I got the job...I still would be a scumbag.

Think.

OH by the way, I have read a lot of your great writings, but this is the very first comment left at your blog.

Only the best for you friend, always.
web_loafer | Homepage | 11.05.06 - 10:20 pm | #

That's the same way I make decisions. It works. This guy sucks, I won't vote for him. This salad dressing sucks, I won't buy it. These shoes suck, I won't wear them. Universal.
Riss | Homepage | 11.06.06 - 10:14 am | #

You almost made me want to vote. Don't kill me, I'm not in the US.
Jorge | Homepage | 11.25.06 - 5:35 pm | #