So, is this what's kept you from posting for so long, then? Amnesia?
Les | Homepage | 04.21.07 - 11:11 am | #

Glad to see you're back to posting and funnier than ever. I can see you explaining to the doctor in the emergency room how you cut your head while changing that printer ribbon... er, ink cartridge, they call 'em nowadays.
john cowart | Homepage | 04.22.07 - 2:23 am | #

Geez, I hope you feel better Tony.

Too bad you couldn't have filmed it though, you could have made a combination Sopranos/James Bond type movie out of it. I can see the title now "Tony Almost Whacks Himself But Lives to Die Another Day."
OldGuy | Homepage | 04.22.07 - 4:07 pm | #

OMG! That made me laugh...cuz I have done the same damn thing a hundred times. I need cabinets with very soft foam doors. And NO corners. Damn corners.

You are a funny guy.
C~ | Homepage | 04.23.07 - 6:52 pm | #

Oh my god This was too funny. Been there done that...Chris was right, no eating or drinking through your blogs. It could kill..

I can see it now..Old Woman choked to death while reading a blog. CPR failed because EMTs looked at blog while trying to rescue her...
Judy | Homepage | 04.24.07 - 5:35 pm | #

hehe... you & my Mom must be related. She wasn't kidding when she said she'd been there. Just don't run off an attempt any acrobatic stunts in an attempt to redeam your coolness.
Ellie's Mommie (aka. Judy's daughter)
Ellie's Mommie | Homepage | 04.24.07 - 5:55 pm | #

A worse man would sue whoever made that printer. It's an indirect death trap!
Jorge | Homepage | 04.29.07 - 10:30 am | #

Thank God for parallel port cables. I always thought USB cables were evil. I keep trying to re-read your post but every time I do I start laughing hysterically and tears blur my vision.
LJP | Homepage | 04.30.07 - 10:14 pm | #