I'm sorry; your wife couldn't possibly be Italian.
Hurricane | Homepage | 06.09.09 - 9:53 pm | #

that is some aristotle-esque rationalization. logic at its finest.

i once had a friend who said he ONLY worked out at the gym to allow him to drink more.
zac | Homepage | 06.10.09 - 12:21 am | #

Welcome back! I love your stuff. I always get a good laugh out of it.
Please don't wait so long between posts!
James | Homepage | 06.10.09 - 6:33 am | #

Always a pleasure to read here...
Invisible Blogger | Homepage | 06.14.09 - 7:36 pm | #