You talkin' to me?
OMG! It really has been this long since I've been here. As always, you are DA BOMB!
What the hell are you worried about, Tony?! I heard that somewhere that "30 is the New 20", which got me thinking that 40 must be the New 30, just by default. Now, I'm in my 40's, but when I was 30, I was wishing I was in my 20's because I figured I'd wasted them. Now, I wish I was in my 30's because I didn't appreciate them.
I was about to say that you should go ahead and assume that 50 is the New 40... but since the 40's suck, well... nevermind.
Can I borrow your ARRP card?
Glad you posted, been checking out your blog to see if you had updated.
41 this year so a few more until the dreaded AARP card.
It's nice to know someone else will be joining the club soon. I turned 50 in April and haven't been the same since. Hair sprouting in weird places, memory loss, incontinence.
But other than that it's all good !
The way I see it is...you're not really old until your pubic hair turns gray! Thus, turn to waxing!
REMEMBER: Fifty is Nifty!!!!
Tony,
Time to change your profile. You are now a"L" year old shrinking Italian Comedian. Only people over 50 remember Roman Numerals
I have to say, if you "remember" Roman Numerals, there are a whole bunch more "L"s in your age than you're willing to admit, but I get the point.
Congrats on the birthday. As always, you crack me up.
Oh! You can probably start taking those "discount vacation packages" too. All old people vacations have oxygen built in.
I don't remember how I found your blog(I'm already 50), but you have made my day. I needed a good laugh, my boss is walking by and probably wondering why I'm crying. Thank you for the laughs! Oh and I rec'd my AARP stuff in the mail also, I have been ignoring it, but I haven't thrown it away either!
Tony, Tony, Tony.. haven't you figured it out yet? You're just 30 with 20 years' experience.
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