1) Allergies (Cats especially)
2) Bourbon
3) Oxycotin, Vike, Valum, Ambien, etc, etc.
4) Play nurse-maid
5) a bunch.
6) gravely-throat
7) Pasta w/ meat-sauce
1) Death...amputation close second.
2) Castor oil.
3) Antibiotics?
4) Sick meaning "good" or sick meaning "ill"?
5) Three to seven.
6) Cough on them.
7) Crying.
8 Sheesh, are these supposed to be factually based?
Hope you feel better Mary!
1) migraines
2) amoxycilin
3) Tylenol 3
4) get her soup
5) several (mmm mice and chemicals)
6) coughing and hoarseness
7) sleep
don't make me have to go to google
1. Coodys. Had a bad case once. Got better though.
2. I like my giant chocolate pills. Oh wait, they are left over Cadbury eggs.
3. I'm addicted to Radiohead.
4. Tea and TV. Blanket is optional if it's cold.
5. never. I like a nice crusty layer over my hands when I type.
6. Frog voice, and getting Beau's mom to call in sick for you. Yes, that really happened.
7. Ice cream. Screw the no dairy rule.
8. And once again, the answer is, The Two Headed Turtle.
1. Republicanism
2. Damn John for stealing my answer!!! I choose... Sex (remember how much better I got at Todd Bachelor party!)
3. I don't have an addictive personality.
4. Damn all of you and your significant others!
5. When I shit on them.
6. I tell them... actually I think most people don't believe me even when I am.
7. Sleep. The greatest cure of them all.
8. I'm going to say the bible. The answer to all questions.
April Fools!!!!
(1) Eczema. It just never goes away.
(2) Triamenic, which tastes like the premium malt liquor beverage known as Sparx.
(3) Whatever the opposite of Vicodin is.
(4) Hide.
(5) Once, but I spend a half hour on it.
(6) I'm no liar. I'm always sick!
(7) McDonald's.
( Damn Paul for stealing my answer! I'm going to say England.
I do not vouch for the validity of this...
Under the Weather
"This popular phrase for "ill" dates back to 1827. It is commonly believed that bad weather can make you sick.
A site visitor gave his/her opinion about this idiom:
I believe that "under the weather" is an old sailor phrase. When men were sick, they would rest below deck and thus were literally "under" the weather on deck."
1). not being able to get it up.
2). vicodin
3). ambien
4). my significant other is my computer. it houses all my law school information. so i basically weep when its sick. then i buy a replacement just to spite it.
5). five?
6). i call right after i wake up. i'm about five octaves lower. jusss kidding mary!!!!
7). the moment the allergy medication kicks in and my sinuses clear up
. i can't answer this question since you've already posted the answer
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