Oh man Larry Craig with his toung up the butt hole is a FRIGHT! Eeeek. Too funny though. I had no idea that Mike Signorile was such a hottie.
What are the odds that Jones is central to two otherwise unrelated scandals?
Does the far right send out a flyer with Jones' name on it?
what are the odds that Jones is central to two different, and otherwise unrelated scandals?
Did I miss something? Are Craig and Haggard part of the same quilting bee or something? Does the far right have some sort of "other services" phone list with Mike Jones on there?
well this certainly isn't the kind of newsworthy detail you'll get on cnn so thank you mike for these juicy tidbits... now being quite an aficionado of ass myself i can only attest to the pleasures and heartily recommend to everyone that they eat ass sometime preferably a butt as tempting, muscular and taut as mike jones must be (my imagination just runs riot here) so miss larry craig certainly has good taste and rimming someone and then blowing them while jacking off sounds so downright hot.. good for her, you know the republicans are getting so much gay ass these days i wonder if i'm in the right political party?
Eating butt is the "good news" that the born again evangelicals are talking about.
if you can't beat 'em, lick 'em...larry craig is one of the creepiest examples of what right-wing homophobia does to closet cases.
I wouldn't feel negligent, Mike. Such a run of the mill activity. We've just become used to Rebuplicans puting their tounges in all kinds of places, this probably stuck you as being pretty tame. At least Craig wasn't lying.
What a monstrance of joy; now his wife is going to be demanding equal treatment. After all she can't go after the blow job as such without modifications.
I can only hope that Mike washed and disinfected his hole thoroughly after having Craig's filthy and forked tongue in there.
To speculate on the three unique CraigCrank identifiers:
1.smells like old people
2.hung like a button on a fur coat
3.limp until a man sits on his face
Mike Jones isn't the best of sources and this is a huuuuge coincidence but there is a demented streak running through this mob - passing around a hot whore would have to be in their repetoire.
That said, the whole turgid affair reeks like a whores butt and any information about Larry Craig is too much.
I sat on it
LOLZ!
Oh, man. I think I just threw up in my mouth, a little.
Larry was protecting marriage by rim-jobbing "teh gheys" in such a satisfying manner that they would no longer have the energy or the "spunk" to fight for their marriage rights.
Its a genius tactic, IMO. Too bad Larry got pinched by the pigs before he could finish his heroic campaign to rimjob his way to marriage protection.
Mike Jones tries too hard to add more minutes to his 15 minutes of fame. Remember how exposing Ted Haggard was an act of public service. How times have changed!
His website is where "sissy shit" is transformed into a rather freaky business.
Now we learn Mike Jones not only counts Larry Craig as a trick, he actually thinks we care about their moments of reality or whatever.
I find it hard to believe these targets of national scandal find Michael Jones their next step. They get caught, then go to this guy to get real trashy. I don't think so!
Michael Jones ain't all that hot and his busy body mouth wouldn't be that attractive to even to those not making headlines.
The reality of Michael Jones may just be that he brings his fantasies, the evening news and life in the gutter together as if it were something we might all care about.
Sorry, I just don't buy his line.
I"m still recovering from the fact that Ted Haggard paid Mike Jones for sex. I mean, Haggard is way more ripped and hot than Jones. I think it's Jones who should have put $500 in Ted's collection plate. Larry Craig is sadly another story. He should get double time, which isn't inconceivable, what with all the money Craig is spending on PR and legal!
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