""Meet my mom, her name is Kitty. She likes knitting and body shots.""

^ Instant classic.
Captain Bee | Homepage | 04.30.08 - 6:40 pm | #

I'm hoping for a pill that reverses aging sometime soon. If that fails to work out, I'm right there with you.
Phronk | Homepage | 05.01.08 - 6:23 pm | #

for dudes i feel it's a little different. attractiveness is a little less essential, plus there's this weird old-guy appeal (a la george clooney, sean connery etc.)
sixty-six | Homepage | 05.03.08 - 1:08 pm | #

Yeah but for every George Clooney there's are 20 creepy old guys with no teeth who can't get it up. Plus, there are female examples: Madonna, Nicole Kidman, etc. All totally doable despite being over 35.
Phronk | Homepage | 05.04.08 - 4:22 pm | #

true that, i suppose.
sixty-six | Homepage | 05.07.08 - 9:32 pm | #

I kind of like the idea of getting old. Then I can care even less about everyone around me and even have an excuse. I'm especially looking forward to sitting on my porch all day drinking whiskey and yelling at kids to get off my damn lawn.
Scott | Homepage | 05.12.08 - 1:11 am | #