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My problem with pretty much all light beers isn't that they taste bad, but that they have no taste whatsoever. In the case of Coors, that might actually be a good thing – given that regular Coors is the foulest liquid I have ever put in my mouth (rivaled only by Dr. Pepper), I think Coors Light's lack of flavor would be an improvement.
You don't like Dr Pepper?!?!
I don't know if we can be friends anymore.
No I don't, and I also don't like watermelon, and I'm finally coming around to iced tea, although I have to fill it with sugar and lemon to like it. Those three dislikes have caused many to question my Texan-ness. In my defense, I love BBQ – ahem, the real stuff, not that strange stuff y'all serve in KC* – Mexican food, chili, country music, Tejano music, Shiner beer, and Big Red soda. (However, I do have friends who give me enormous grief because I like chili either with beans or without, and they insist that only communists eat chili with beans in it.)
(*Just kidding about the BBQ. Well, sort of. I truly like KC BBQ, although I laugh in the face of anyone who suggests it may be superior in any way to Texas 'que.)
Water?
Of the "American Style Ales" (which translates into "mass produced and not all that good), Miller Lite is my second favorite, strangely second to Bud Select.
Excellent. Water. Indeed. Oddly flavored water.
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