But don't forget - we have the Loch Ness Monster. It's too much to expect our officials to believe in the Loch Ness Monster and UFOs.

Another explanation is that our officials are aliens, and this is all part of a plot to divert attention away from such subjects.
Liz | Homepage | 17.05.08 - 10:32 pm | #

Aliens do exist. They keep coming over the US/Mexico border all the time.

The hard part is getting them to go back.
Katie Norcross | Homepage | 18.05.08 - 1:19 am | #

Why do they spend so much time investigating something that doesn't exist?

Oh well, at least unlike the US, they admit to investigating things that don't exist.
Lesley | Homepage | 18.05.08 - 5:26 am | #

Liz - Loch Ness monster is practically an employee of the tourism ministry by now, nothing to believe or disbelieve in.

Katie - they are not of a greenish hues and lack antennas, tentacles and stuff. Not all that exciting.

Lesley - we both know that the whole publication is a sham. Remember: where do you hide a leaf? In a tree, of course.
SnoopyTheGoon | Homepage | 18.05.08 - 11:34 am | #

Strabolgi - that's a Venusian name if I ever heard one.

Boris was assembled by a team of middle-aged women in Sonning Common. Not human, but certainly of this Earth.
No Good Boyo | Homepage | 18.05.08 - 8:05 pm | #

I don't know, maybe we have an assembly line in Sonning, but the parts are definitely alien. But it explains the quality of assembly - just look at the wig.
SnoopyTheGoon | Homepage | 18.05.08 - 9:00 pm | #

Maybe he's one of the Midwich Cuckoos who managed to escape the classroom bomb.
No Good Boyo | Homepage | 18.05.08 - 9:46 pm | #

Now we are getting close.
SnoopyTheGoon | Homepage | 19.05.08 - 9:53 am | #