Nah, it's a Joooooish(!!!!) plot! Everybody knows that the Joooooooos(!!!!) have their equivalent of the Death Star in orbit, and that they used it to launch missiles cunningly disguised as airliners (using holographic technology bought from Dr Evil) at the World Trade Centre, thus giving Bushcheneychimpyhitlerhaliburton an excuse to steal oil from Iraq.
With that kind of technology, I imagine it'd be easy to transmit porn into the homes of unsuspecting palestinians.
Right, I'd better go now - my tinfoil hat has fallen off and I wouldn't want the Mossad or the CIA to transmit their mind control messages into my brain. They're all after me, you know.
Too late, Rob - them Mossad/CIA/MI5/6/7 have already developed a tinfoil penetrating ray. You are already in the net. Cheer up, it's not painful. At least, most of the time.
It was probably one of Hamas's home videos...
Ach I wish the elders would hurry up and invent the sex ray. Who would fight when there was plenty of screwing to attend to!
Oh no, that wouldn't do, Jams - the most fierce fights will be for possession of these sex ray machines. We really don't want this to happen and are using them sparingly and only on the volunteers from EoZ.
At least a hand. How about a head? I mean, if they shoot you for singing at a wedding...
The lady who wrote that article is not into Islamic justice. Usually the appendage that perpetrated the sin is being er... censured. In this case it's not the hand, if you get my drift 
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