First -- and from the airport internet terminal! Choke on it Yosef! ;p
Yowza.
Craptacular. What are these people going to do if Kerry wins? Sponateously decompose, I hope.
The truly sad thing is, this is the most coherent reasoning I can find from a Bush supporter.
I've been polling my Republican friends and all I get is "well, I don't like either Kerry or Bush" or "Bush keeps us safe" (I explain to them that my magic rock keeps us safe).
I thought it was KKKlintoon.
As for the last paragraph, it's a test. If you actually decipher its meaning, you're supposed to send Bob a self-addressed stamped envelope with $29.95, and he'll give you the mouthpiece you're supposed to wear at all times to prevent the Jew-owned media from broadcasting the Moshe Dayan biography book-on-tape into your fillings.
I know it is fun to laugh at the ignorant rants of the mentally challenged. And I agree that it is important to see what we are up against. But do we really have to do it like this? Certainly there are more intelligent right wing people out there than Bob and that Malkin sludge.
Is it ok to uncover my eyes now?
I love the singing. Of course Seb doesn't ever sing... Maybe I start singing all the time at my site...
Maybe not
I absolutely love this line from his bio:
"Bob has been a freelance writer for years, but since retirement has been more involved and authors opinion articles for local and regional newspapers and some magazines, a scholar of The Constitution of the US and the Amendments to the Constitution especially The Bill Of Rights and specifically the First and Second Amendments and defender of fundamentalist Christian rights and believes our country can be returned to a more appropriate semblance of a republic with the help of the Bush Country constituents of heartland America.. "
All that in just ONE SENTENCE. Bob is quite simply a genius.
Didn't these people promise to secede?
Won't they please go do that now?
I promise to go marry a box turtle if they will.
huh. there is nothing that artical that tells me why Bush is so great ( unless it is hidden in the last paragraph). I think even HE cant say anything good about him
Funny, and scary at the same time. This guy should have a permanent spot on "The Daily Show" under the title "The Right Wing Speaks."
Seriously, Bob Boudelang (super patriot, Bush Team Leader and occasional commentator for Democratic Underground) make way more sense. I thought it was a parody.
Is this guy serious? WTF is he trying to explain and why? He needs to stop digging.
So this is the lack of mentality we're up against.
Personally, I think old Bob has had more than his share of Kool Aid.
Someone quick, grab his glass before he sips and strikes again.
Run-on sentences give me a headache...it must be a rightwing conspiracy to immobilize the left.
You might be on to something scott!
As much as I would like to believe that you made this whole thing up, I'm afraid I've listened to too many "Bobs" in the last year and a half to convince myself of it. People like this are too scary and too common to make fun of.
I think not.
You and Bob both.
AlabamaYankee is right; this dude is more incoherent than Bob Boudelang -- and that Bob's stuff is parody!
As you and I know, one can post any kind of wackjob stuff one wants at one's own blog -- but do the folks at "Bush Country" ever receive any submission as to which they say, "Nah, this one's too incoherent to run"? If so, I'd love to see that stuff.
What, no comments on this little paragraph?
"Several of the mainstream medias, CNN and others admitted that they made up lies to please Saddam Hussein and reported them back home to the US before the war and yet some citizens still believe the mainstream medias. I truly believe that the hierarchy of our society is on the bottom."
I mean... come on, he just told us that CNN was the personal friend of Saddam. If that's not enough, he tells us that our hierachy is on the bottom. Not sure exactly what that means... but I think he just hates america.
"The Dems are retardant about how the length of this war ..."
Tragic, really, isn't it? Here is a man locked inside the brain that wrote this sentence, his only companion evidently a language for which he has little sympathy and even less comprehension. And yet contrary to all reasonable expectations for a man in his position, he is bravely attempting to piece together sentences for our benefit. One can only wish him luck in his endeavor, skill being obviously quite out of the question.
"A Comedy of Eros"
Wow. I need to write a short story with that title...
Dorothy
I just realized I shouldn't be making fun of Bob. If Bush wins, Bob could be our next Secretarity of Edumacation.
At least he was clear on one point. He wants Bush "reinstated," not reelected.
That's very nice of the institution to let Bob post his blog during craft time.
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