How about buying them a Greyhound ticket to the nearest Candian city of their choice?

From Nashville, to Windsor, Ontario. For damnyankees like myself, Montreal will suffice.
ThresherK | 12.20.07 - 7:35 am | #

...Canadian city of course...
ThresherK | 12.20.07 - 7:36 am | #

DAng, ThresherK, I thought you were shipping us all off to Candyland. Which, if you think about it, sounds a lot like the Bush Administration's solution.
Southern Beale | Homepage | 12.20.07 - 8:34 am | #

Uniquely American, indeed!
Lesley | Homepage | 12.20.07 - 10:02 am | #