What?

      

I know that feeling. The Japanese can't say 'cook' for some reason, they drop an 'o'...
I love it when I have to teach kids jobs vocabulary; I get a room full of 8 year olds shouting "He is a cook!" in their Japanese way with huge smiles.

And I can never make them understand why I am laughing at them.



Most English speakers do the same thing in Italy when trying to order food, apparently. "Penne" is a type of pasta; "pene" means penis. What sort of crazed maniacs actually listen to the difference between single and double consonants? This is why the Roman Empire collapsed.



It's really annoying. The number of times I've ordered penis arrabiata and ended up with pasta...



Oh, is that why you were so bloody grumpy last time you came round for dinner?



>>penis arrabiata

That would hurt like hell.


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