Damn, I wish you'd move to England.

I wish you'd start a business in Northern Ireland. Ach, well.

Just wondering - why do you need extra cash?

We're as skint as the mice to whom church mice throw their scraps.

Excel skills including macros, hmmm?
As an accountant, I come across lots of small businesses that need to have a good bookkeeping software package, but who don't want to spend hundreds on it. I'm convinced that it would be possible to design an easy-to-use, robust but affordable package using Excel. I'm probably "well above average" on Excel myself, but not quite that good (I don't know VB). If you think you could do it, there's certainly a market for it. Just an idea.

This comment thing filled in my name and email address fields automatically... How did it do that?

*shifty eyes*

Anyhoo - I suppose that you could, sell advertising space, poems, sex, or something like that...

Or write songs for popstars. Or start eating roadkill (animals killed on the road) as part of your diet - and grow your own vegetables.

Get cavity wall insulation and wind turbines - or an exercise bike that creates electricity.

Use a bike more often. Keep an eye out for low price decent quality stuff. Skip lunch.

Or live in a cave! Shun commodities!

Or steal a farmer's sheep/cow...

Other than that - I have no money meself *turns pockets out* and don't run a business.

Sorry, mate.

These comments are run by Haloscan, whose service is dead popular. If you've ever filled in comments on any site that uses Haloscan, all the others will recognise you. Oh, and I'm a KGB spy.


> Get cavity wall insulation and wind turbines

If I could afford to do that, I wouldn't need to.

I already eat roadkill, though. Yum yum yum.

Add adsense to your blogs. It'll take time, but you'll make some extra cash that way.

"What I'm mainly offering are my journalism skills"

Has anyone got any thread as I think my sides have just split!

Oh dear. Looks like I'll have to return all those cheques, then.

Was that for the pieces you did for

www.Ihatemuslims.org

?

I'd ask if this is what passes for wit round your way, but I've already read your blog.

Now, allow me to draw your attention to the bit down there where it says that these comments are moderated. Argument is welcome. Insults aren't. I hold little hope of your understanding that distinction, but thought I'd give you a chance.

I'm glad to read you're a gardener as well as a com-nerd. There's more future in the former though because people have to eat; and get out of the cyber-room now and then to see a bit of greenery.