Or this:

"Imagine: your dog, cat, or other pet in full military regalia. I make this fantasy a reality. Using the latest digital techniques, I combine a photo of your pet with the uniform and background of your choice."
http://www.petsinuniform.com/

Wow. I'm sure that's almost exactly the sort of end use that Alan Turing had in mind.

Oh. My. God.

I just blew a microchip.

Rob, you bastard, I can't believe you saw a bloody marmot. Git.

I saw several. I even have photographic evidence of one of 'em. But then I am one of those people you dismiss as being "as mad as threepenny apes", who climbs up and around mountains using my own unaided legs. Thus the marmot can be crept upon more silently in its native environment.

Have you memorised my every utterance? It's unnerving.

Anyway, I don't dismiss people because they're mad; I just notice that they're mad.

I haven't memorised every word which has escaped your keyboard - I merely remembered you had cast doubt on the wisdom of unaided Human propulsion in mountainous areas. Then I looked in the archives to find the exact wording.

See? You use technology to trawl information. I use it to ascend Alps. It's the sensible option.

that's quite the worst site i've seen since i stumbled across fascistbaldfacedhornets.net (don't go looking for it; it's long since burned down). a site dedicated to wasps dressed as mussolini.