A family friend of ours owns a bunch of apartment buildings around the Los Angeles area. She had one tenant move in with the conditions of her lease being that she was the only person who would be living there and was without pets. A few short weeks after moving in, her boyfriend comes to live with her. Another couple of weeks and her son moves in with his dog. One day, a friend of her boyfriend comes to visit and as he's standing across the street from the apartment, the son's dog runs over and bites the guy.

The guy sued our friend, the owner of the building. She's lucky she didn't get some socialist nitwit of a judge who thinks these types of suits are the perfect way to see through their vision of the redistribution of wealth (except when it comes to their own, of course). The presiding judge threw the case out immediately, but not before our friend had to take time out from her schedule and pay the court costs.

Man Sues After Getting Glued to Toilet Seat.

When you read stuff like this you just know Darwin had to be wrong

Oooh I'm going to sue you for that.

Update update, massively important newsflash: Doubts Raised About Toilet-Seat Case.

"A man who sued Home Depot last month claiming a prank left him glued to a toilet seat made a similar allegation about another restroom more than a year ago, an official told a newspaper."

The mind boggles.

Twice? That's seriously unlucky. He should sue God.

Update newsflash: the toilet seat guy has passed a lie-detector test about whether he keeps getting glued to toilet seats.