Sounds a bit like a Nutrigrain bar to me. And they are the Devil's own food. (I'm not just saying that because I'm studying dietetics and could tell you why they aren't as good as Kelloggs or whoever makes out, I'm saying that because I think they taste seriously vile. I'd eat a Twix instead.)

I know what you mean about the ingredients though, I'm sure something rather nice could be concocted. Not sure where you'd put the olive oil in an alcoholic drink though?

L

Inside the olive on the end of the pointy stick, of course.

But of course! Silly me.

Right - that's your challenge for the year then. Homebrewing something nice from the above ingredients.

L

Christ, I hope they don't make an alcoholic drink from loaves and fishes.

Most beer already contains fish, for some reason.

"Most beer already contains fish, for some reason."
Many beers contain a fish extract called "finings", which makes sediment clump together and settle in the bottle of the barrel while it's waiting in the pub cellar. No smell or taste of fish is detectable in the final beery goodness.

actually religion can be pretty good!

Oh no you don't!
This is OUR yummy bar, thou unbeliever! Thou hast no share in its delights, nor in the comfort thereof.
Begone, O infidel, and content thyself with sucking on the grapes of wrath, and gnawing upon the gnarled hoof of satan! ;-)

How comes unbelievers can't eat some fruit and cereal but can eat Satan's hooves? It's Satan and co we don't believe in, not food.