What?

      

"Mice"? I assume I'm missing some clever joke.



Or if there is it's the same word like for sheep, fish and cannon.



Surely its a pronunciation thing?



> sheep, fish and cannon

Very interesting plurals, those. What they have in common is that, despite the fact that the plural of sheep is sheep, of fish is fish, and of cannon is cannon, the words sheeps, fishes, and cannons are still valid, only with subtly different meanings from the standard plurals. I think.



Really? Go on.



Well, fishes is a valid word, but not as a collective noun — you can't say, "a school of fishes," but you can say, "two fishes." Now I think about it some more, sheep isn't like that at all: sheeps is just plain wrong. I have no idea what came over me there. I think cannons is as valid as fishes, but, having been on completely the wrong side of the great sheeps controversy, I'm going to reserve judgment.

Oops.



So its a pronunciation thing right? In Surrey. The not having a plural of mouse...



I hate explaining jokes. Especially to people who have, in fact, got the joke.


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