Very nice work, Mr. Two.

And The Eisenhowers are quite good too.

(oh look, there's a weird kind of poem in there.)

A really bad poem.

It's a shame you're going to be over in November. It completely scuppers the fried soda bread in the garden we had planned for you. We could still do you some soda, of course, but the garden's not so great a dining room in November.

Maybe it'll be a really nice November...

I could tell the wife that her job sucks and she deserves more rational holidays.

Oh wait. I did that. Nothing came of it.

Welcome to Japan, Mr.Bond.

Seems to work in my browsers (well, apart from IE 5.2 Mac, but it useable and nobody uses that version anymore anyway).

Although... on Safari, the links all show up as a blank white rectangle: you cannot see the text unless you hover.

DK

Oh, Safari. I meant proper browsers.

Seriously, I can do a certain amount of screwing around for cross-browser compatibility — as you see, I've even made it usable in IE Mac — but Apple's refusal to make a browser that works makes Microsoft look like compliance junkies. I stopped using Safari around the fifth time that, in an attempt to buy something, I had to switch to IE because Safari couldn't handle advanced things like clicking on buttons, following links, or displaying text. I'm a big Apple fan, but Safari's a joke for which people should be sacked.

[Sigh.] I'll have a look at it. Grr.

OK, looking at both sites in Safari right now, and the links are all fine.