"Scotland: Like AIDS, but a country."

"Scotland: Still tipping Somalia"

"Scotland: This one time, I saw the sun. I think."

Independence for Scotland means: 'We'll stop splashing your cash on gash'

Or how about this, delivered in the style of that famous Norwegian football commentator:
"Tommy Sheridan, Alex Salmond, Stuart Cosgrove, Elaine C.Smith ... you boys do a helluva lot of bleating."

Scotland: it's like being forced to sit next to your urine-reeking granny at a delicious feast.

Scotland: what is it good for?

Scotland: would you want to live with a violent, thieving drunk?

Vote Independence for Scotland!

DK

Scotland: and you thought 'Rab C Nesbitt' was comedy???

Come to Scotland: Travel broadens the mind (and it can leave some tender broad lumps on yer body too, pal)

Scotland: If you think Gordon Brown is a miserable dour git, you ain't seen nothing yet!

I'd better stop there before I really hit my stride. (PS, I've never been to Scotland; I'm basing my opinions solely on Corby, Northamptonshire. Population approx 80% Glaswegian).

I haven't a slogan for you, but imagine if they won. Talk about the East Lothian Question..

Actually, I’ve thought about doing it the other way round. Given the Scottish Assembly’s party list system you might well be able to get a few people elected for "The English Party."

Based on the idea that Scotland should fuck off out of the Union. More Scots Nats than the Scots Nats if you like.

On a tangent, this week's moves by the Lib Dems to promise a 2p tax cut north of the border won't play well down south.