I don't like coffee either. I think it might be something you have to force yourself to develop a taste for but frankly I think that's a hurdle I'm not prepared to contemplate.

Who is it who discovers which things you have to force yourself to develop a taste for and which things will always taste crap no matter what? I mean, it's easy now, but what about when coffee was first discovered?

"This tastes like shit."

"Best have another hundred cups, just to be sure."

"But it really tastes like shit."

"But maybe we'll really like it in a few weeks."

"Well, you're on your own. I remember the last time you said that."

"Oh, will you please stop going on about that?"

"I've still got three barrels of bloody yak's urine in my cellar, no thanks to you."

"I just thought it might be an acquired taste, that's all. Honestly, make one little mistake...."

Same applies to booze and cigs...

What, that they're puked up by weasels?

Yes, that and being tastes you have to work on. Or addictions, depending on how successful that work is.