What?

      

It's Homeric, Homeric, like Barry Fitzgerald says in The Quiet Man. You are definitely the Cavitation Kid, dude.



Dude, you left this post yesterday. You should've sobered up by then.
Furthermore, by the time you're my age, your arthritic fingers won't be able to twist the cap off a beer bottle.
Damn, I'll bet I sound like your mother. (sigh) I must be getting old!



That popping your knuckles causes arthritis is an old wives' tale — and no, not one of those old wives' tales that's turned out to have a lot of truth in it. And I can't remember when I last got drunk. Probably sometime in 2005.



May be an old wives' tale, but it's meant to strike fear into your heart...sorta like Nancy Pelosi.
So be afraid. Be very afraid.
Anyway, if what you say is true about the tales, does that mean I WON'T go blind?


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