I agree, I don't know why you couldn't have just looked at your passport, instead of getting all philosophical with airy-fairy nonsense about who owns what. It does say so in gold and red, right there, Britain owns Northern Ireland, your title deed be blowed.

Really. Next you'll be saying a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, when as any fule kno it's only ROSES that smell sweet. QED (which you are probably too dumb to know means Quite Easily Done).

From your comment in the last post:

"It gets better. Stay tuned."

Oh boy. When you're right, you're right.. :)

"...when you try to e-mail some sad idiot on a blogging website who obviously has too much time on his hands and needs to get a social life.."

Tee hee! Pot, kettle.....

Oh dear. The update shows it's too stupid to realise it's being made fun of.

Do you think it's worth pointing out to him that if he visits Wikipedia, he won't have to bother with the tiresome necessity of emailing someone to have pages changed to suit his peculiar take on reality: he can just edit the pages himself? Or is that too cruel a fate even for Wikipedia?