Ah, the dogs. I pondered over the mystery of the previous post, and I never thought of that, probably because I am phobic of dogs. Dogs would lick up human blood? I never knew that. Yeuch!
Still, what of it, as long as your wife is OK.

...But still, thinking about it, what, the dogs would devour the mess until not a trace, not a stain remained? (Depends on what sort of surface the blood was spilt on, I suppose?)

Yeah, it's clear that you've never lived with dogs, Tom. Yes, they'll remove every trace of mess. Very handy when you spill food on a carpet. Doesn't much depend on the surface, either. They're like hoovers.

And yes, they'll eat human blood. It's blood. It's not like they sniff it and think "Human? Not touching that. What kind of carnivore do they take me for?"

FFS.

Thank god that it wasn't worse.

It's about time that your luck changed for the better.

Well, I've got a new job.

Wahey!

Lodge an official complaint about the staff of the Warfarin clinic, whoever runs that clinic should get sacked.