I especially loved the irony-free juxtaposition by Mrs Pagan of the words "We'll be doing some rain magic to bring the rain and wash it away" with "I'm amazed they got permission to do something so ridiculous".
Because...
Giant cartoon = ridiculous.
Rain magic = perfectly sensible.

Superb.

A few months back:Members of the Pagan community have been protesting over the use of the Long Man of Wilmington in a TV stunt for a new Trinny and Susannah show.

The Pagans are on the march. Bless.

The rain dance must have worked - it absolutely chucked it down last night.

S2 can you get a message across to the pagans - next time they do a rain dance can they tone it down a bit, cos the thunderstorm woke me up at 4am and I'm currently living in Amiens.

It may have rained in Amiens, but we've finally, finally had some hot sunny weather here. I even need to water the garden, not something that's been exactly urgent most of this year. So, thanks, Pagans, for being as good at miracles as your competitors.

Oo!

> Members of the Pagan community have been protesting over the use of the Long Man of Wilmington

... which, again, dates from the 16th or 17th Century.

If I build a stone circle in my back garden, how long before Pagans consider it sacred?

You've probably seen it already, but someone on B3ta.com did this :- http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creati.../ HomerChalk.gif

If the 'Homer' stays there for another week then I'm sure Pagans will start worshiping the ancient image which has been a part of their religion since time immemorial.

Mupwangle, you owe me a new keyboard! Bastard!

Sorry. ;-D