I seem to recall reading in the same newspaper that Saddam and Osama bin Laden are married. I suspect Osama's real beef with the United States is Bush's stand against gay marriage, and I'm surprised Kerry didn't bring that up in the debates.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat (who has relatives on Mars)
Ferdinand T Cat | Homepage | 10.26.04 - 6:16 pm | #

I think Elvis has been called back to the Ready Reserve to fight in Falluja.
The Man | Homepage | 10.26.04 - 6:26 pm | #